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@PatUnleashed Maybe the January 6th "paraders" should have tried the nude tactic. No problem. No arrests. #PutThatInYourPipe

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@PatUnleashed Pat is proudly exercising his right to bare arms this morning. #PutThatInYourPipe

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@PatUnleashed The robot toilet can come to you while you are watching football this Fall. Never miss a moment, Pat! #putthatinyourpipe

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@PatUnleashed Timmy didn't say that he make Minnesota great again. He said he'd make it better. Such lofty goals!

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@PatUnleashed The "I couldn't stand my husband" thing sounded like a Bill Cosby impersonation. Jello!

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@PatUnleashed I feel badly for Jimmy, but he can always go back to making money wearing blackface and having girls jump on trampolines.

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@PatUnleashed Mark, get in the warm tub and let those midi-chlorians flow.

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@PatUnleashed Pat, Do you teatime that you just said, "conGRADulations" to the bingo winner?

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@PatUnleashed Do we actually care where Sydney Sweeney's ball landed. Keith, please admit that you are not re-watching it to see where it landed.

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@PatUnleashed Hey guys. Don't worry. I bought the body in an airline unclaimed luggage auction.

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@PatUnleashed I sure hope Alligator Alcatraz is not dealing with Lumbee dial-up internet. I would be so frustrated.

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@PatUnleashed The animations of Alligator Alcatraz make the place look super bright and clean. Is that supposed to depict that the place is super bright and clean? One more thing... wash, rinse and repeat is very difficult with low water pressure. Oh the humanity!

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@PatUnleashed Wait, wait, wait. They get to brush their teeth at Alligator Alcatraz?

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@PatUnleashed We finally have a shot at getting a Conjoined Twins Barbie!

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@PatUnleashed Democrats said that Iran does not have any nuclear bomb making facilities. Now Democrats are saying that the non-existent facilities were not destroyed. No arms and now arms.

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@PatUnleashed Although he is 86 and speaking Farsi, the Ayatollah is more understandable and makes more sense than Sleepy Joe.

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@PatUnleashed I want the Hank-Beto Band right now! Where can I buy tickets?

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@PatUnleashed The Bunker Buster will destroy everything within 300 meters. We don't know what that is. Please measure in American.