robert eggers is nothing but a man with a camera and a crippling case of history autism and hes done nothing but use that power to put hollywood to absolute shame for a decade+ now
yknow my grandma used to get upset if i watched America's Funniest Home Videos because she thought it was cruel to laugh at peoples suffering. as a kid i thought well thats a little ridiculous. but i think i get it. i dont know. i feel sorrowful.
i remember when i was 16 and filling out the form for my permit in driver’s ed i had to write in my eye color, so i raised my hand to ask the instructor what to put if i had two. she was just like “nobody has two eye colors,” came over to look at me, and went “well. shit”