Oviedo Mall

The most popular mall on Twitter*!

Home to great entertainment, shopping, dining and strange interns.

*Unverified but it feels right.

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To live for the hope of it all
Cancel plans just in case you'd call
And say, "Meet me behind the mall"

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@alexismrobinson

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@FLsunshine4me2 @MeowWolf From what we saw of Denver, Sears would be bigger than that building!

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Okay. Hear me out. @MeowWolf in the old Sears? Who's with me?

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No, the mall isn’t hosting a ghost hunt. If you see something, it’s probably just Tobias.

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Last call: If you’re not out in 60 seconds, you’re staying here overnight with the mannequins.

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Lost: a harmonica. Found: someone’s questionable life choices.

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Friendly reminder: mall benches are for sitting, not for napping, cartwheeling, or existential crises.

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No, you cannot “lease” the old Macy's for a medieval jousting arena. Unless you have a permit.

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The parking lot isn’t a drag strip. We will call the cops. Or worse, your grandmother.

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Stop asking if the old Sears is a filming location for Stranger Things. It’s just depressing, not spooky.

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Look at us, outlasting Muppet*Vision 3D

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No, the food court river isn’t deep enough for scuba diving. Yes, Marco tried.

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No, the mall map isn’t “upside down.” Maybe you are.

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Whoever left the rubber chicken in the food court: we have questions, and none of them are polite.

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Yes, the Hallway of Forgotten Kiosks™️ is still forgotten. No, we don’t know how to fix it.

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To the person doing laps in the parking lot on a unicycle: you’re the hero we didn’t ask for.

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Mall update: the air conditioning is on, the fountain is quiet, and the ghosts are roaming free.

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We don’t care what your astrology sign is. No one belongs in the food court after hours.

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No, we’re not responsible for the claw machine stealing your hopes and dreams.