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[Rzt @owRzt]

GM omg im so happppyyyy (solo q hitscan + tracer)

[nyanmoder @hikikomorislutt]

I think all drugs should be fully legal and available to buy at the pharmacy

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Every schizo junkie I ever talked to completely vindicated

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

Republicans will just vote no on anything man what the fuck

[I Dissent @DissentFu]

You: My son is missing!

Cop: best I can do is assault you.

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

We should be rounding up every executive in the AI industry and trying them at The Hague

[Ash J @AshAgony]

If you're a cop in the USA, you can legit get away with killing a 1-year-old if you suspect his mom was trying to steal diapers & baby clothes from a store. But if you're a dad who, after watching cops kill his son on video, decides to get his lick back, this is what happens:

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Schools: DO NOT send your child to school if they’re sick.

Also schools: If your child misses one more day of school, you’re probably going to jail idk.

[Tony Bundeiro @Tony_once_again]

Se autodestruir com drogas, cigarro e alcool, é triste, mas pelo menos tem um drama envolvido, uma decadência que remonta aos primórdios da civilização. Agora se autodestruir com tigrinho, biscoito recheado e vicio em telas é tosco demais, não dá nem pra escrever um romance

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

"would you like your items in a bag?" idk I'm high as fuck help

[average lady @girlcloudnine]

a better world tomorrow if all cops dropped dead right now

[Mei @MeibeL8r]

u got people like vex and bootchop roaming the queues and z4 is the one that gets a callout post lol

[I Dissent @DissentFu]

I hope the molotov cocktails weren't hurt

[avery! 🌌 @av2ry]

"he can't have brain cancer he's only 16 and shows no symptoms"

patient: i can't wait to go home and play reinhardt

house:

[brandon* @brndxix]

daily reminder that it can always be worse

[elly @suzifumi]

tricky part of adulthood is that i spent all my child and teenage years as an unperson who did nothing but sit in a room because i had no friends and my parents neglected me so i do not have the life experiences youre supposed to have that lets you function among other adults

[ken @greeen2me]

"can i use your bathroom?"

TRANSLATING: 🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖

"im going to go watch myself do vape tricks in the mirror and then Google everything in your medicine cabinet if thats ok"

[T w I t t e r @darthramious]

Most people in France can't afford housing.

They didn't blame immigrants, or transgender people, or video games, or avocado toast.

They blame the government. Because that's who's responsible. That's always who's responsible.

[Adémọ́lá. @OgbeniDemola]

The French Revolution was violent. The American revolution was violent. The Russian Revolution was violent. Freedom has never been won peacefully.

[Cloudy 🌥️ (real angel) @oncloud_e]

you don't have to threaten me with a good time