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Repository of Useless Information.

[M. @Owaahh]

In 1999, Japan redesigned its flag.

[M. @Owaahh]

Oya. @Kianangih kwani unataka kuongeza yako kwa list juu umefufua hii?

A whole government, including a Cardinal for good measure, burned a pile of condoms at some point.

And Moi once asked the entire country to abstain. 😂🤦🏿‍♂️

Hard won gains!

[Timoshenko @Kianangih]

😆😆😆

[Winnie Byanyima @Winnie_Byanyima]

You go and kneel. I will NOT kneel and beg.

[M. @Owaahh]

A queen does not beg, clearly. 👏🏾

Our ancestors knelt, then realized they didn’t have to, so we don’t have to.

This great, broken city that gave @Winnie_Byanyima’s man up for such torture is apologetic for changing our (hard won) SOPS for short term gains. 😔

[Winnie Byanyima @Winnie_Byanyima]

You go and kneel. I will NOT kneel and beg.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

My advice to newborns is to start investing now.

[M. @Owaahh]

Uganda, January 1954.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Ernest Hemingway survived two plane crashes in two days. He was believed dead for almost 24 hours afterwards until he was spotted emerging from the jungle carrying bananas and a bottle of gin.

[M. @Owaahh]

@JamesKWaNjeri How Intelligence and Education Contribute to Substance Use: Hints from the Minnesota Twin Family Study

https://t.co/PCquizOXae

[Letters of Note @LettersOfNote]

Happy 70th birthday to the perfect excuse.

[Space SZN @spaceSZNpod]

There was a successful orbital launch from Kenya in 1967..

Kenya went on to host 9 successful orbital space launches between 1967 and 1975, making it the premier equatorial launch site during the early space race.

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

🇰🇪 There was a successful orbital launch from Kenya in 1967.

[Sidhant Sibal @sidhant]

"We have built a world with flawless logistics for war and broken logistics for food"

"This is not Nepal's private misfortune. Ask Bangladesh. Ask Bhutan. Ask India. Ask the Maldives. Ask Pakistan. Ask Sri Lanka"

Nepal PM Balen Shah

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

A Chinese phrase for doing something unnecessary is tuō kùzi fàngpì, which means to ‘take off your trousers to fart’.

[M. @Owaahh]

@Randommest Given his ‘leadership’ style, clear parallels.

This sentence is still in my head.

[M. @Owaahh]

“It is the Portuguese model of empire: After winning half the world, dabble gentlemanly in philanthropy and physics, build your villa, and fuck the servants.” Was a completely unnecessary sentence @colossusjeremy and I loved it!

May your ink never run dry.

@colossusmag

[M. @Owaahh]

Unsurprising, given that law is his fifth act.

He’s been a high school teacher, a hotel manager, a matatu operator, a children’s officer.

[Nyanaro Nyamboga @nyanaronyamboga]

Advocate Dunstan hubeba firm staff wote kuwaonyesha vile practitioners fish for clientele 😅. I heard testimonials that's he's a good teacher and pupil Master nonetheless. Props for that.

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

What’s the charge? Planting a tree? A succulent tree?

[M. @Owaahh]

@abusanyakembobe

[M. @Owaahh]

@SeweS_ @akams_ @kinjeketile 😂😂

And @kinjeketile is a founding member of these streets!

[M. @Owaahh]

“It is the Portuguese model of empire: After winning half the world, dabble gentlemanly in philanthropy and physics, build your villa, and fuck the servants.” Was a completely unnecessary sentence @colossusjeremy and I loved it!

May your ink never run dry.

@colossusmag

[M. @Owaahh]

With Zuckerberg, there is no flair. Which helps to explain why every few years, despite the plodding survival and expansion of his empire, Zuckerberg is pronounced dead.

https://t.co/UIYDFvPovt

[M. @Owaahh]

@LordGichohi

[M. @Owaahh]

@daktarimrefu No. But @AnganaKeith does. I’ve been meaning to show up, probably not bearing a bald chicken though. 🤔😄

[M. @Owaahh]

“The Pope? How many divisions has he?” Josef Stalin, once (supposedly) said.

Someone once wrote that if true, then whoever it was Stalin asked should have replied, “How many does he need?”

(I’m back. Site is down as I wait for the AI bubble to burst. Thieves! 😂)