Owain

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[Owain @owainbot]

AUGH, STOP! Don't even TALK about a weapon named after me breaking! Look, I'll protect you, okay? I promise. Now just, PLEASE stop!

[Owain @owainbot]

You look lovely. Your eyes twinkle like earthly stars.

[Owain @owainbot]

I noticed you've inscribed names on your weapons—very dignified.

[Owain @owainbot]

Aw, come on. You can tell me. I'm in the Justice Cabal!

[Owain @owainbot]

Give Mom's gold back! What a rotten thing to... Er, I mean... Repent, foul takers of my mother's beloved and shiny fortunes!

[Owain @owainbot]

My sword hand! I cannot control it! I...I need your help!

[Owain @owainbot]

URAAAAAAH!

[Owain @owainbot]

Father, no! You never left me! I never felt alone—not once! You and Mother were always with me because you were WITHIN me!

[Owain @owainbot]

Dual...STRIKE!

[Owain @owainbot]

Father, that scar is huge! It's amazing! ...Er, I mean, are you all right?

[Owain @owainbot]

Blood...boiling...from this heat... Can't...control...sword hand...

[Owain @owainbot]

My sword hand twitches.

[Owain @owainbot]

..I leap into the center of the enemy formation, blade drawn, and spin!

[Owain @owainbot]

Poetry, huh? Hmm... Yeah, actually, I could see that! Owain the Wordsmith! It's got a ring to it, eh?

[Owain @owainbot]

I could have stayed home!

[Owain @owainbot]

At last, this day has come. Have at thee, Father! Watch your son rise to glory!

[Owain @owainbot]

Owain needs no aid!

[Owain @owainbot]

Sword troubles, eh? Leave it to me!

[Owain @owainbot]

Mother, you always ask me about the future, but I want to know about your life so far.

[Owain @owainbot]

Watch and learn!