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[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Ololololooooo

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you pretend that sht didn't hurt you but it absolutely broke you.

[℣⋆ @realvanmiz]

Niggas hailing you as you unveil a retired OS as your wife on your wedding day 😭

[IVP @Invisiblee22]

Your lecturer yelling at you for coming late to class but you won 3.4 million from sporty.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

UPDATE: Remember the man who slept with his best friend’s wife-to-be?

He has returned with an update.
And gentleman and ladies, this soup is getting thicker.

His best friend called him tonight to inform him that the lady had asked for a break up.

Then came another revelation.

She allegedly told his best friend that the young man (his friend) has been trying to get closer to her.

His best friend didn't quarrel with him.

He didn't abuse him.

He was simply cold.

The young man noticed it immediately.

But that wasn't all.

According to him, the lady also told his best friend's father that he had called his friend (in her presence) an irresponsible, spoiled brat who didn't deserve his position in the family business.

The father called him.

Explanations followed.

Misunderstanding.

Misinterpretation.

Distortion.

All the usual English that becomes necessary when fire enters the roof.

The young then decided to call the best friend's wife-to-be.

The lady isn't answering his calls or messages.

His best friend is expected back at the end of September.

And the young man has evidence that will explain certain things.

His dilemma?

Should he send everything now?

Or should he wait until his friend returns and present his case in person?

Now, gentlemen and ladies:

If you were advising this man, would you tell him to send the evidence immediately or wait until his friend returns?

The floor is yours.

End.

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

I love how women act in the beginning, that's why I keep getting a new one.

[VAN MUTOKA @vanmutoka1]

« Si tu as un problème, cela signifie qu'il peut être résolu. S'il ne peut pas être résolu, alors ce n'est pas un problème. C'est une réalité qu'il faut accepter. »
— Gustavo Fring

[Astra 🪖 @Astra_szn]

The thief in your class when he sees you writing your name on your new calculator

[Francis Savage @francisavage]

"I gave others my body but I'll give you my heart"

[asekun @EngrAsekun]

gawd😭😭😭

[Tunde Wall’s🥶🇨🇦 @TundeWalls]

The game is The game 😂😂

[underrated Fleetwood Town @Nestroytimo]

*you can’t eat the defending champions

Brighton:

[Hood Wild @hoodwild_]

"At least let me get the head before you kill me" is WILD 😭😭

[Shola 👑 @itsSh0la]

I can tell you I like women with big boobs today and you see me with one with small boobs tomorrow or I tell you it’s women with big bumbum and you see me with the opposite.

My real spec is a woman who likes me and treats me right.

That’s the only criterion that never changes.

[JULIUS ㊗️ @XBig30]

Bro said….. I'm not in this game 😂😭

[valking ♔ @_VALKlNG]

Na things like this Dey make people join cult.

[SkyLord 🦇 @sky_lord001]

Home workout 😂😂