Vanmiz 2.0

Realest in your hood.

[Vanmiz 2.0 @realvanmiz]

Do you know that people who are already winning are more afraid of losing more than people who haven’t won yet ?

[Vanmiz 2.0 @realvanmiz]

@nellyeby Don’t leave everywhere dirty the queue is long 😂

[Nelly Eby @nellyeby]

Please, if you're the one visiting my babe this weekend, abeg wash the toilet. Make everywhere neat for the next person. 😂💀

[Nelly Eby @nellyeby]

Men will borrow your charger, your power bank, your hoodie... then ask what you bring to the relationship." 😭🤣

[GhostVariable @Ghostvariables]

See y'all by 8pm. I shall look upon your faces at the eighth hour.
My beans is now ready for mine stomach 😌

[Yhudee🥴❤️ @Uduakabasi70375]

POV : There is no time left on your exams and you decide to trust your bro's answer

His answer :

[Vanmiz 2.0 @realvanmiz]

@KanyinsolaSann1 You think there’s a special kind of treatment that rich people receive from mosquitoes?

[ADEOLA🌸💕 @KanyinsolaSann1]

I don’t think mosquitoes bite rich people the way they bite the rest of us.

[𝒄 @cliconx]

some days there’s no motivation, you still gotta show up regardless.

[✨ @sammy7308725071]

Facts about these kind of settings

[🌍🦅 @TTerraPulse]

Comfort does not produce growth. Disruption does.

[SOLA @Heisfeyisola1]

"just sent you 500k"
Reply as an ungrateful person.

[💕PRESH💕🦋 @N_Fweshh]

She has been using different chargers to charge her phone.. Now that the battery is full, she is confused which of the chargers charged it fully. Legends will understand🤣 🤣

[watergun @tersseer]

if ass was not meant to be ate why they cut it in half then?

[ℙ𝕙𝕚𝕝✨🤍🦅 @Chibz_Phil]

Me and my cousin fighting for the television remote 😂

[pappy🥷🏾 @p4ppypee]

In the lows, God is good
In the highs, God is still good.

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

my soulmate was probably a jehovah witness and i never opened the door😂💔

[⛷️ @whoisfolu]

Women are not good people 😂😭💔

[Vanmiz 2.0 @realvanmiz]

@wizGirlis3 Make I login to my tool come collect am 🤓

[Vanmiz 2.0 @realvanmiz]

@whoistysean You sef no want stress 😂

[Vanmiz 2.0 @realvanmiz]

Me: Explaining to grok to generate comments for me because one of my moots posted an essay instead of a tweet 😂