Owen Black

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[Owen Black @owenblk]

When the world ends, I hope we get hit by a comet. That way we can say it was nobody’s fault.

[Owen Black @owenblk]

@hoagmaster I was happiest for the white jersey.

[Owen Black @owenblk]

France is on that BS already… #wc2026

[Owen Black @owenblk]

You’re telling me Adam Sandler was in the audience and this wasn’t a scene from Uncut Gems? #NBAFinals

[Owen Black @owenblk]

Football ain’t comin’ home, she belongs to the streets.

[Owen Black @owenblk]

Every time I introduce someone to Peep Show I always say “It’s from the guy who made Succession” just in case they aren’t ready to admit how good the show is.

[Owen Black @owenblk]

I miss the days when you would go to a friend’s house and they’d offer you Hawaiian Punch instead of La Croix. That stuff sucks.

[Owen Black @owenblk]

If I had a magic wand, I would turn all my friends into morning people like me.

How much fun could we have on a Saturday, if everyone was dressed and ready by 8:30?

[Owen Black @owenblk]

“No tax on tips.

You don’t even make enough for us to rob you.”

~ Your Government

[Owen Black @owenblk]

@TommyAllard23 @yankeedraft His other hand is literally doing nothing.

[Owen Black @owenblk]

Donald Trump speaking at the Mother’s Day luncheon is a comedy routine.

[Owen Black @owenblk]

Epstein’s suicide note reads like Trump wrote it.

[Owen Black @owenblk]

Imagine the damage America could do to the world if corporations actually paid their taxes.

[Owen Black @owenblk]

@Akademiks is the Tucker Carlson of hip hop.

[Owen Black @owenblk]

During the French Revolution, the people were so angry they invented a machine to cut their elites’ heads off faster. I want to know how far we are away from being that mad.

[Owen Black @owenblk]

Women’s social media:
“GRWM while I have a nervous breakdown.”

Men’s social media:
“Woke up this morning thinking about Mookie Blaylock.”

[Owen Black @owenblk]

S5E7 Sopranos — DJ Shadow playing in the Bada Bing! Is top notch TV.

[Owen Black @owenblk]

I’m starting an organisation called High T Men where we go to Fortnum’s once a month, drink tea and talk about our feelings.

[Owen Black @owenblk]

There’s a debate as to whether April 20th is Aries or Taurus season. I like to split the difference. I give them Hitler and we take 420.

Either way — today — Taurus season is fully under way.

[Owen Black @owenblk]

UCLA won. South Carolina came in second.

Everyone else is behind that so y’all can tuck it in. 🤫

[Owen Black @owenblk]

“Those people on the computers can’t afford to go to games.” ~ Charles Barkley

How disrespectful is that to most of the nation who can’t afford $500 for a ticket…

@MarchMadnessMBB @TNTSportsUS