Owenzo

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

I don’t think anything is more annoying than this.

[Arap Chelel @KiongoziGk]

In Kenya we don’t say “ you missed the exit “ we say “ Unaenda wapi ? “ 😭😭😭

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

me checking my phone to see what i missed while i was sleep

[Mbithe🫧🪼 @_mbithee]

Butt naked twerking???

[ayo ？ @ayblaack]

two days after shaving 😭😭

[ayo ？ @ayblaack]

when i mistakenly get a nice picture of me:

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

"Tunangoja election tumtoe siaka..." 😆. Mejja actually said that.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

months are passing by like weeks😭

[solé @layxsnv]

“You smell good”

Me:

[Kuwams🍉 @kuwamocho_]

one minute ukona thao next minute uko deep in fuliza territory

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Hapa Laikipia ata mahindi ziko na spokesman 💀😂.

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

primary school ulikua unaona umeuma nje mapwork next day unakuja kama umevaa short nne plus boxer.

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

King Solomon after a full day of replying to happy father’s day messages

[AMARA💕 @simbyii]

Bank app: “Are you sure you want to make this transfer”

Me:

[👣Ghost @luigi_capelo]

Her : nilikua nataka ukuje uangalie hii tap yangu ya maji.
Me : niko na namba ya fundi acha nitamcall.

[𝙹𝙾𝚂𝚂𝚈 @jossyreturns]

"Do you all mind if we cancel?"
Me;

[Kimath!. @Kimathi_One]

Ukiwa free jifunze hata kuruka fence. Itakusaidia siku moja.