Owen Haley

[Owen Haley @owenhaley14]

I’m gonna poop your pants

[Owen Haley @owenhaley14]

After years of vigorous research I have come to the conclusion that horns do indeed run out of honk

[Owen Haley @owenhaley14]

Do horns ever run out of honk?

[Owen Haley @owenhaley14]

I like my jello with extra bounce in them

[Owen Haley @owenhaley14]

I would never trust an ear tucker

[Owen Haley @owenhaley14]

TouchTunes fears me

[Owen Haley @owenhaley14]

Rebecca Black on repeat tonight

[Owen Haley @owenhaley14]

I think George W was behind the bruins downfall this season

[Owen Haley @owenhaley14]

Does anyone have any locks for tonight?

[Owen Haley @owenhaley14]

I’ve finally come to the conclusion that I’m not addicted to gambling, it’s just addicted to me. Who woulda thought

[Owen Haley @owenhaley14]

IM THE MILK MAN

[Owen Haley @owenhaley14]

Nothing more attractive than a woman with a fat glass of milk

[Owen Haley @owenhaley14]

@TJoesOfficial Joe, what’s going on with this location I’ve asked you to open up in Wyoming? It’s been almost a month with no update. Keep this up and I’ll give you a 1 star review on yelp.

[Owen Haley @owenhaley14]

Anyone else use one of these big toothbrushes in the shower?

[Owen Haley @owenhaley14]

@sixstring I’m going there next weekend. Please don’t kick me out again

[Owen Haley @owenhaley14]

Where’d the street meat go?

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Smack my ass and call me Nancy

[Owen Haley @owenhaley14]

When I die I want to be sitting in my casket with a vodka redbull in one hand and jager bomb in the other. Who can I trust to make this happen?

[Owen Haley @owenhaley14]

@TJoesOfficial Whats up Joe? Long time no see… Do you mind opening up a location in Jackson, Wyoming for me? Thanks in advance man

[Owen Haley @owenhaley14]

If babies don’t know words then how the in the world can they think? Someone needs to explain this to me please

[Owen Haley @owenhaley14]

If you see a cone sitting around in Boston today, it’s probably just me in my Halloween costume. Please just leave me alone