owen

[Zoe Camp @jzcamp]

How are we doing on breadsticks over here

[Barto @bartonovopolis]

Gonna be driving around Vice City like this in November

[BRYN_BORANGA @BRYN_BORANGA]

the dad in a gravy advert watching his child taking the last roast potato

[Clive Martin @clive_mart1n]

At a wedding. For the last half hour I've been trying to make myself look like I've been exposed by the fake sheikh

[The Beatles Earth @BeatlesEarth]

“For No One” - Backing Instrumental Track (1966)

[kyle @Caol_MacCormaic]

maybe one of the 5 best scenes, from any film or genre, from the 2010s

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Cause you’re a good girl and you know it

[Rob✨️ @OricorioWho]

the nation was hooked

[Ren @gothicjungian]

How it feels to drink white wine as a man

[West Bromwich Albion @WBA]

Here's @chrisbrunt11 watching this morning's @itvjeremykyle To view the show click here: http://t.co/SmfEYtAi

[owen @owenhuz]

#euphoric https://t.co/iCdOjP6FBA

[Bill Pourquoimec @BillPourquoimec]

Mark E. Smith, March 5, 1957 – January 24, 2018.

[IandrewDiceClay @IANdrewDiceClay]

Reading a lot of "unmasked" discourse today, and its reminded me of the time part time professional wrestler and all round light entertainer Mr Blobby was doorstepped by the paparazzi with a giant bag which held the Blobby costume. Never has a man been so terrified to be caught.

[PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS @JOSH___AOTEAROA]

This is fantastic rage baiting