Owen Johnson

[Pavol Rusnak @PavolRusnak]

I was always wondering what's the difference between Apple Pay and Google Pay.

Now I know: Google knows about every f*cking payment you make, while Apple doesn't.

More about Apple Pay: https://t.co/Tqg5TdsWuH

[Owen Johnson @owenjohnsonbcfc]

@EmmaMorris122 Wht you chatting about?

[Owen Johnson @owenjohnsonbcfc]

@EmmaMorris122 Freak

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

"No door is safe from my forehead..." 😂

Credit: https://t.co/xz9rbwPh1C

[Owen Johnson @owenjohnsonbcfc]

@laurenhall_04 like you

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

We all know someone who loses their head at football...😂😡

[PurelyFootball ℗ @PurelyFootball]

The 4 stages of this match from an Arsenal's fans perspective https://t.co/8KLxunGuGh

[Owen Johnson @owenjohnsonbcfc]

Fucking hell😂 https://t.co/4otBJhBH5V

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

The match statistics show Bayern Munich's dominance at the Allianz Arena: https://t.co/MnP7rRXeCv

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

Can't have a poor pass completion rate if you don't go anywhere near the fucking ball.

[Owen Johnson @owenjohnsonbcfc]

@EmmaMorris122 this is you 110%

[Lauren Green @lar_green98]

I don't understand how someone can take the piss out of someone's appearance when there an ugly cunt anyway🤔

[Emily b @_emilybackhouse]

CANT STAND loud eaters literally does my head in 😅😤

[molly ♍️ @mollyknndy]

when u see "opened 1m ago" on snapchat n just sit there like go on i DARE u

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Man stabs 3 people at an East London tube station; police treating it as a terrorist incident. https://t.co/Xgvf5ncwPg