Owen Simon

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[Owen Simon @owenlsimon]

@TZurybida So appreciative of all the work yall do to get these course in better and better condition and further appreciate all the updates you provide on here for those of us who can’t get out there as often as we’d like to!

[Owen Simon @owenlsimon]

Sitting in on the Mad Men Kodak pitch:

[Owen Simon @owenlsimon]

@2wayunicorn New York guy now

[Owen Simon @owenlsimon]

@whiproute OH MY GOD

[Owen Simon @owenlsimon]

you can’t be serious anymore. everything has to be a bit these days. because of joke.

[Owen Simon @owenlsimon]

we 🍑 all our fans

[Ashley Hayek @ashleyhayek]

DISGRACE! Students at Georgetown - a Catholic University - have an “A** Wednesday” table on campus with a butt drawn on their foreheads

It’s disturbing that these students would mock the sacred tradition of Ash Wednesday - a day of profound significance around the world

Shame on them. And shame on Georgetown for allowing this!!

[Owen Simon @owenlsimon]

@ellig8or Personally I’d do great at an improv show

[Owen Simon @owenlsimon]

@sadierayritt @raynefq Welcome to my life!

[Owen Simon @owenlsimon]

me coming across a medieval troll who let me cross his bridge for a minor fare: “thanks beast”

[Owen Simon @owenlsimon]

oh? my favorite green flags?
probably libya’s (specifically 1977-2011)

[jonah @jonahtriII]

pointing at the tv: “this is don draper. he is very special, and mad men is a show about him.”

my girlfriend who hates me: “yes!”

[Owen Simon @owenlsimon]

writing “hags” in the back of my blue book during finals so my professor knows I only like him as a friend

[Owen Simon @owenlsimon]

@AnimeSerbia if stalin was just a normal dude…

[Owen Simon @owenlsimon]

today’s the biggest day of the year for my spotting catholics business

[Owen Simon @owenlsimon]

@bdt123_ I do a sick rendition of the jre

[Owen Simon @owenlsimon]

pleading with my insurance to cover this

[Owen Simon @owenlsimon]

everyone is always asking whether im an early bird or a night owl, im just a tired guy