Owen 𖤐

University of Guelph alum

[unregistered hyperkit 2 @nicemodems]

dear tim and moby how do i get absolutely fucking plastered

[THERUSSIANBADGER @DARUSSIANBADGER]

old lady at the bank asked why I was dressed up like an insurance salesman so I robbed her blind with the glockamole gamer fart 9000

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

All of us at Marvel Studios are deeply saddened by the passing of Sir Patrick Stewart. Sir Patrick brought Professor Charles Xavier to life with extraordinary grace, intelligence, and humanity, defining the character for generations of fans, from "X-Men" to "Logan" to "Avengers: Doomsday." He was a singular talent, a generous collaborator, and a true gentleman. Our hearts go out to his wife Sunny, his children, his friends, and the countless fans around the world whose lives he touched with his art.

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Told her I’m in her city and she said have fun

[Mick “big hog” Narsh @MickNarsh11]

This is your goat?

[Ernie Johnson @TurnerSportsEJ]

It’s time.
🤟🤟🏾🤟🏻🤟🏽

[graypes @bintcrubbs]

i rarely block but i saw a dude hatin on ritz crackers and cantaloupe. no interest in the rest of their thoughts

[vio @Erogetism]

first day working at a domestic violence hotline and idk why everyone thinks this is a pizza place ive hung up on so many people lol

[🛜 @77szn77]

Tried picking up my girl during sex gimmick and genuinely tore my acl

[fent pimp @tattedjugs]

“can I hit your vape” what’s my middle name

[Tipping Pitches @tipping_pitches]

commercials during the MLB playoffs:

[nat⚔️ @yyuunat]

leyendo twitter por la mañana con un café como si fuese el periodico

[pnk @runnag1rl]

lives were changed

[Tetralogy of Fallout: New Vegas @_parasocial]

look at him

[jeff @DedicationHoops]

she broke up with me bc she knew my heart truly belonged to watching collin murray-boyles play basketball

[Cowboys Casbah™ (Patch Shop) @DetCordCowboy]

Talia: I love my boyfriend🐱
Roman: Have you seen "NightCrawler" (2014)
King: When a black woman speaks I listen

D:

[Ameer @AmirWith2Es]

Me when my parents ask me why I’m not married and they don’t have grandkids

[Static🇨🇲🇪🇨🇨🇦 @MightBeStatic]

Got called an introvert at work #ImHereToGetPaidNigga