Elizabeth

happily married & living my best life

[Elizabeth @owennsss]

it tastes like dentist glove more than condom -z

[Elizabeth @owennsss]

@worldwidewhitey But I did take care of you

[Elizabeth @owennsss]

I’m all areola bro -John

[Elizabeth @owennsss]

@babymuvaaaa same

[Elizabeth @owennsss]

@MsNguyenn this is the worst part about moving out :/ distance makes it awful.

[Elizabeth @owennsss]

@MsNguyenn I read that as pretty and I was like omg yes sav you are, don���t stop

[Elizabeth @owennsss]

@Jaclynhill @UrFavChristina is my all time favorite YouTuber. She is SO real, caring, adventurous, loving, EVERYTHING GOOD under the moon is Christina. She’s always motivating others to be their best selves & I don’t think she realizes how positively she impacts her followers. THE BEST. ILY.

[Elizabeth @owennsss]

@MsNguyenn I promise it’s worth taking your time

[Elizabeth @owennsss]

@aliyeeet 500+ pounds isn’t much when you consider that a full sized horse on the smaller side is 1000+. But same, I’ll feed the gator and dip

[Elizabeth @owennsss]

@Cxmplxity congratulations!!

[Elizabeth @owennsss]

@lexibjorn2 omg if next thursday is yours that means next friday is mine and it might be MY best birthday gift 🤣🤣

[Elizabeth @owennsss]

@aIiciaray then why did you give birth to your child instead of adopting?

[ashley @loneIymood]

men who care about a women’s orgasm more than their own deserve a special place in heaven

[Elizabeth @owennsss]

@lexibjorn2 thinner than katelyns walls ?? 🤣

[Elizabeth @owennsss]

@mark_pavlick @boothbyv 😂😂😂

[Elizabeth @owennsss]

@RyanCaraveo AUSTIN !! 😭😭

[Cheyenne @notreallychey]

I’m at the age where checking Gmail is part of my social media routine.

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

Tonight’s mood: Might have a threesome or might fall asleep in 20 minutes watching Mean Girls 😭 I can’t decide..