Barely Kara

Fuck a zoot god I’m the zoot devil

[Barely Kara @owens_kara]

@asbestosisfood @NBCNews Gay blood does work. Hope this helps!

[Barely Kara @owens_kara]

@AskTSA can I bring a small airbrush air compressor in my checked luggage or carry on if it’s drained and depressurized?

[Barely Kara @owens_kara]

Why does the tunnel in the Chicago Airport smell like That™️ and I mean that in the most disrespectful way possible

[Barely Kara @owens_kara]

Elon Musk when he bought Twitter

[brakence @brakence]

bugging! out now

[Barely Kara @owens_kara]

@sadboyzcolumbus do you see how dead this crowd is please play some decent tunes. Remember when Hot MULLY DJed? You should follow their lead.

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

maybe leonardo dicaprio hated 9/11 so much that he can’t even date women who remember it. did that even occur to you

[Barely Kara @owens_kara]

People that blast shirty music on hiking trails deserve the death sentence

[Barely Kara @owens_kara]

@FrankCrappa Pup was fantastic, mostly spent my night fighting for my life in the pit tho if that’s your kinda thing

[Barely Kara @owens_kara]

@alexwirt__ 💀💀💀

[Barely Kara @owens_kara]

Wordle 325 1/6

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The world is crumbling but I got a wordle on my first try 🫠🫠🫠

[bored🇺🇦🇵🇸 @defnotayangbot]

@daveloach2 Harry should of picked up a glock when he realized he couldn’t kill Voldemort cause they had the same wand

[Barely Kara @owens_kara]

Wordle 280 3/6

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Besties I’ve never shared a wordle before but I feel like today’s word called for it

[Barely Kara @owens_kara]

Me: follows all my favorite artists on Twitter so I know when there’s new shows/music/merch etc.

My favorite artists:

[Barely Kara @owens_kara]

Playing a game where I try to find literally anything that Shayne does that doesn’t give me the ick #LoveIsBlind

[Barely Kara @owens_kara]

@ericaisblue Genuinely would cancel plans to go to a masquerade ball in the year of our lord 2022

[Lo, bird app avoider @LoSucks]

@CrappyFumes Budgets are for ppl without vibes

[Barely Kara @owens_kara]

Genuinely don’t know what made me think that by now men would be able to have more of an interesting convo than just sending a selfie or saying “hey” but this shit sucks I’m about to block the next person that sends me ✨truly nothing✨ grow up