Owen Robinson

My name is Owen Robinson. I invented the pancake.

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What a nice and relaxing hour of television that was. #Euphoria

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Im inventing a body lotion called "November in LA" and it comes in a bucket.

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@shanejblair @JeffPassan Frazier sucked for us, enjoy!

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Didn't hit skip on Blues Traveler "Run Around" so no im not doing that great thanks for asking.

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@timbanning Monster

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@timbanning @SUBWAY This story needs to be turned into a 9 episode hour long series. Hbo max where u at?

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@timbanning INSIDE rules!

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Hey @DIRECTV. Love your new commercials that say "no contracts" but you're trying to charge me $180 for breaking a contract i didn't even know existed? Cool Cool Cool.

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Whew, Facebook and Insta are back! Was not looking forward to writing a screenplay.

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Of all the foods you have to stand over a trashcan before eating, hardboiled eggs are my favorite.

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@timbanning Umm this is exactly how Ernest is sent to the future in Ernest: 2049

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@EvanJWatkins I mean cmon our motto is BBQ BEER FREEDOM too. Let's be honest.

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#TheVowHBO is a gripping series, if you like 9 hours of people talking into speaker phones and gazing at laptops.

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#TheFly just got signed by CAA. #PenceHarrisDebate

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But I thought children couldn't get it. #TrumpHasCovid

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@timbanning And lose all that sweet volleyball footage? No way.

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@EvanJWatkins I ordered pizza for $50 on my birthday as a "gift" to myself and its the biggest regret of my life.

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@timbanning Wait til tomorrow I'm sure melis would LOVE this as a bday dinner.

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Is it possible to ban A.Rod from saying all words that end in S? #MLBOpeningDay

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Only two days in, and my new workout shorts are starting to realize they ain't workout shorts anymore.