Owen Sheedy

He's just this guy, you know?

[Owen Sheedy @owensheedy]

Geese are hairless

[Owen Sheedy @owensheedy]

The first time home buyers credit has been doubled to a generous $1500, finally with the help of Justin Trudeau I can afford a home.

[Owen Sheedy @owensheedy]

Still can’t believe I was taught that Milk was the third food group

[Owen Sheedy @owensheedy]

Too often I remember the time as a child that I wanted to see what kind of popsicle flavour water would make and ended up with an ice cube on a stick feeling like an idiot

[Owen Sheedy @owensheedy]

Swear to god I had to mail someone a USB drive today

[Owen Sheedy @owensheedy]

I now read "flood" with a long oooo and I can't undo it.

[Owen Sheedy @owensheedy]

@globeandmail Was really looking forward to it this week while I could be with family, that’s a shame

[Owen Sheedy @owensheedy]

@A_R_Trivia Are you back to live shows at Sneaky Dees every Wednesday now? 🧐

[Owen Sheedy @owensheedy]

Too Hot to Handle is some backwards sex-negative bullshit

[Owen Sheedy @owensheedy]

@apple Thought you should know that I, a fully entrenched apple zombie, am moving away from Apple music to Spotify because my work PC's iTunes app is so old it's still called iTunes.

[Owen Sheedy @owensheedy]

Why must I treat every poop like a weight loss opportunity

[Owen Sheedy @owensheedy]

People measure themselves in kilos, pounds, stones... I prefer cubic meters.

[Owen Sheedy @owensheedy]

I want a Netflix to have a NOT recommended for me category so I can see something other than the same movies rearranged endlessly

[Owen Sheedy @owensheedy]

@youruncleliz Jealous

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

my favorite snack is a fistful of chocolate chips i shove in my face over the sink

[Owen Sheedy @owensheedy]

Every single one of your ancestors was attractive enough to find a mate

[Owen Sheedy @owensheedy]

Just heard the term “square based pyramid” for the first time since childhood

[Owen Sheedy @owensheedy]

Nobody praises me for being a strong, independent man

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

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