Owen Jones's Mum

Mother of the finest left wing thinker the world has ever produced. Smashing patriarchy one vol au vent at a time.

[Owen Jones's Mum @owensmum]

FTSE 250 up 2.03% https://t.co/bNZESIOTnZ

[Owen Jones's Mum @owensmum]

@TheOnlyGuru Good girl, well said.

[Jeff Pedley @Jeff_Pedley]

Imagine that you HAD to have one of these in charge of the UK.

Who would you vote for?

[Owen Jones's Mum @owensmum]

@exRAF_Al It's going to be intetesting considering her realationship with the truth.

[Owen Jones's Mum @owensmum]

@Ninjamoose69 I'm having an anti racist protest, anyone wishing to join me we will meet down the pub, be racist if they didn't open for us.

[Owen Jones's Mum @owensmum]

@BotskiNikita Thank you dear, it's nice to see you too.

[Owen Jones's Mum @owensmum]

Anyone planning some seagulling tomorrow? It's going to be lovely weather for it.

[spiked @spikedonline]

When French police were maiming the gilets jaunes every weekend, there was little solidarity in the UK. An elderly woman was killed with a policeman's grenade. Scores of people were blinded. Where was the outrage?, asks @FraserMyers
https://t.co/46Drt33qVZ

[Owen Jones's Mum @owensmum]

@pinknouveau You're a very clever girl, t's just that you don't know it yet.

[Owen Jones's Mum @owensmum]

@bevoohmatron @Bully_Speedboat Borat at the bottom, he bloody loved Bullseye more than he did being a dick.

[Owen Jones's Mum @owensmum]

@LeCreusetFiend It's a nonsense filler might as well eat newspaper.

[Owen Jones's Mum @owensmum]

@Bully_Speedboat Size 9 Nike's please mate.

[Owen Jones's Mum @owensmum]

@LeCreusetFiend I can't be doing with them mate, they are utterly forgetable.
The menu rule I have worked out applies, if you see it on a menu, do you say, oh good I'll have the chickpeas?

[Owen Jones's Mum @owensmum]

@LeCreusetFiend Chickpeas mate, what are you playing at?

[Owen Jones's Mum @owensmum]

@Bully_Speedboat I'm 24 Jim, Bangkok aged me.

[Owen Jones's Mum @owensmum]

@pinknouveau Alwaya knew you were clever, just a bit of a dick when it came to confidence.

[Owen Jones's Mum @owensmum]

@David_L_Hood @DPJHodges Strong wrists and a viscous sperm.

[Owen Jones's Mum @owensmum]

@pinknouveau Good girl.

[Owen Jones's Mum @owensmum]

@FreddSays Seagulling is an excellent activity given social distancing.