bob l’éponge thématique rave

he/him | “culturally irrelevant” - my father

[bob l’éponge thématique rave @owentheworst]

my last three original tweets all being theatre related… so unbecoming of me i promise it won’t happen again

[bob l’éponge thématique rave @owentheworst]

preheating my microwave

[Kathryn @kadamssl]

If we
✅ beat COVID
✅ are in a better place with COVID
✅ learned to live with COVID

why are
🚨 Infections ~25X higher
🚨 Long COVID ~26X higher
🚨 Hospitalizations ~20X higher
🚨 Deaths ~18X higher?

[bob l’éponge thématique rave @owentheworst]

@lvnv_m 😭😭😭

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like i’m sorry that casting director was a f*ggot for having two elphabas on standby for norma

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unfortunately my need to see Sexy Sunset Boulevard™️ is major

[bob l’éponge thématique rave @owentheworst]

@alwayswantsoup it’s nothing personal

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the dream during the nap i had today included the line “you know what? no, motherfucker. i don’t want to sing solla sollew”

[bob l’éponge thématique rave @owentheworst]

@ytudaddytambien say that!!!!

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katherine is the love of my life unlike all of you absolute monsters

[bob l’éponge thématique rave @owentheworst]

okay. should i watch housewives and which one should i start with it if i choose to watch it

[bob l’éponge thématique rave @owentheworst]

just stepped into the theatre where i used to do theatre camp for the first time since i was 16 and immediately felt the voice of a 50 year old gay guy telling me i should kms rattle through my bones!

[bob l’éponge thématique rave @owentheworst]

tried to relay the “we used to be a PROBLEM in miss ishtar’s irrigation class 😂” tweet to some oomfs this past week and was met with such unenthused chuckles… if you hate me literally just say so

[bob l’éponge thématique rave @owentheworst]

heard a random song in the background of a tv show and was reminded of my friend jasmina’s smile as she sang it in one of our classes at school. she had one of the most lovely smiles ever!!

[bob l’éponge thématique rave @owentheworst]

the process of grief is often terrible and awful but sometimes you can be reminded of the person you’ve lost in the most simple and little things in life and that is truly beautiful

[bob l’éponge thématique rave @owentheworst]

just went roller skating for the first time and i think i experienced a sort of ego death

[bob l’éponge thématique rave @owentheworst]

@lemonflavlucy literally stoooooop i’m the guard that can only tell the truth :((((

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imagine how frustrating it must be to be the guard that can only tell the truth when weary travellers keep falling for the guard that can only tell lies but you’re literallyyyy standing right there and are telling the truth

[bob l’éponge thématique rave @owentheworst]

@fp_905 if i was a cartoon character it would be a part of my base outfit at this point

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oomf told me yesterday that my grindr baseball cap is my trademark because he’s never seen me in person without it on and i could not be more pleased