Owen Thunderguns

What is best in life? -To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their women!

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@BwasGoat44 @BreitbartNews ☝️Someone doesn't understand the analogy 😆

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@chung_cr @PatMcAfeeShow That dork @RepSwalwell is gonna be pissed.

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@JimPohlads @BrandonGowton Yeah! Should be good! Looking forward to it. (Although Cousins has a history of shredding us- lol)

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@jordan_reisner @PatMcAfeeShow Yep...pretty sure onry the Chinese need rittle ramps to assist takeoff.

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@JimPohlads @BrandonGowton True.

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@johncampea @RancorSteve John's YouTube rant about "If the Facts don't align with your narrative then make something up" 😆 inadvertently described Rings of Power perfectly.

Facts: Tolkien Lore

Wahh- Tolkien doesn't fit our narrative so we made shit up.

Classic self-own

@Nerdrotics

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@JimPohlads @BrandonGowton Was certainly a massive draft mistake. Still have a better roster than almost any team in the NFC... including the Vikings. 🤷

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@CarsonStrong_ Thank you Carson! There's a lot of eagles fans who will be rooting for you moving forward 💪!

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@80sThen80sNow Legit just gave me a flashback with the "ash trays in the backseat".

My grandfather had one of these wirth a rotary phone in it...no shit...and they weren't the Gatsby's...doors weighed 1200lbs each.

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@KariLake @sethjlevy Killed for outing JP as an underage sex op organizer.

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@SithOtaku @tweettruth2me Uh no....

Actually the only person I've ever heard argue that the legal age of consent should be lowered to 12 was Ruth Bader Ginsberg.

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

Ted Cruz asked the FBI if any of them were involved in the riot on January 6. It's a simple "yes" or "no" question. Guess what their response was.

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@FB_Helmet_Guy Original owner:
Bob Crane from 'Hogan's Heroes'
***No returns or refunds***

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@PHLEaglesNation Lesean gets quiet real quick when they start talking about the "cheapest richest athletes" 🤣😂

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@gooddaymp3 @N0tARod12 Raw bat.

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@cenkuygur @Mediaite Cenk is a clown.

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@LeCodeNinja @Breaking911 100%😂

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@Dandwg @Breaking911 🤣