Things most Americans agree on:
Groceries cost too much.
Tariffs suck and make no sense.
Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.
The debt is a mess.
The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.
Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.
Americans are exhausted.
AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.
Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.
Canadians are super fucking cool.
Mexicans are chill.
Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.
Good neighbors are a blessing.
Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.
We all question, are we alone in the universe?
We all fuck up along the way.
Epstein didn’t hang himself.
The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.
The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!
Things we’re told to fight about:
Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.
That’s the joke.
You don’t have to read these posts you know. But you do have a point about the careful thinking thing. I think that got shut off somewhere along the way. But I do think a lot- about a lot of things. One thing I’m thinking is that I just wasted at least 3 minutes of your time thinking about the things I’’m writing to you this very moment. Good day to you sir- and try not be so serious in the future. Smile Joe.
Starting this month, more than 900 deep-sea ocean sensors will be pulled out of the Pacific and Atlantic oceans off the coast of Washington, Oregon, Alaska, North Carolina and Greenland. https://t.co/jmm86WQNcY
Trump attacking Kaitlan Collins: CNN's a very corrupt organization, with a corrupt reporter standing right there, never smiles. Young, beautiful woman, never smiles. I never see a smile on her face. I see her standing with such hatred in her eyes.
The Rams would be eyeing their 3rd title in 6 seasons and we'd be talking potential dynasty if not for one of the flukiest plays ever
If Seattle hadn't converted on this play I think the Rams would have gotten the 1 seed/homefield and won it all
Doocy: How long until we see your signature next to President Trump's face on a $250 bill?
Bessent: At present, no living person can be on U.S. Currency. Right now, there is proposed legislation to change that so Donald J. Trump could be on the $250 bill. We have prepared things in advance.
SCOOP: Trump admin is paying millions to quickly cover four enormous bronze horses with extra-thick 23.75 karat gold leaf.
The money for the rush job is coming from National Park Service. In total, I found ~$100 mil spent on new DC beautification projects
https://t.co/iCgnL1sFon
Hellish night in Kyiv. Didn’t know if I’d wake up.
When there’s nothing on the battlefield, Russia wages war on market stalls and apartment blocks, murdering people in their sleep.
This is unbelievably vile and disgusting beyond belief. This should be an automatic disqualification of Mike Collins running for anything in GA. #Survivors@TeamOverhaulGA
🇺🇸 Thousands of #Christians gathered in #WashingtonDC over the weekend to participate in a day-long prayer marathon event on Sunday, backed by the #WhiteHouse and organised to mark the #US's 250th anniversary.
Supporters lauded the event as an affirmation of their faith and patriotism, but critics voiced concern at its promotion of Christian #nationalism at the expense of religious diversity in the country.