Owl_eyed_sin

Coffee addict-odd and random-owl eyed-messed up-always glaring-creepy workaholic-textile designer-and other random shit

[Owl_eyed_sin @owl_eyed_sin]

@tugce190333 Second hand in the clock.

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@AmazingEyes1122 903

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@miladreaamy 25 kgs

[Pm @beetweetsbee]

Urgent call to @CARAWCD officials for an update on the child referral process! Suspended since Sep 9, set to resume on Oct 1. Yet, the only announcement is to "stay tuned" with no definite timeline. We need clarity. @BhavnaSaxena113 @PMOIndia @narendramodi @PIBWCD @Annapurna4BJP

[Owl_eyed_sin @owl_eyed_sin]

An elegant #coffeetable adorned with #handwoven fabric & laser engraving that depicts the cosmic elements of nature.

[Owl_eyed_sin @owl_eyed_sin]

@couchgoddess meeting prospective grooms.
Him - Take me to a club & teach me to be cool.
Her - Not your life coach. Wuss.

[Owl_eyed_sin @owl_eyed_sin]

@couchgoddess, it won't improve your life. It will make you more awkward and anti social.

[Apoorv Sharma @apoorvsharma]

Every child deserves a #HappyVuYear. RT this and help me gift this child from Africa a gorgeous VU TV from #Flipkart

[Owl_eyed_sin @owl_eyed_sin]

I drove/floated my car beside a fucking boat! #chennairain

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I was standing in front of a mirror, frowning at my hair. At the exact moment, I noticed a pair of scissors.
Few seconds later...
Disaster.

[Owl_eyed_sin @owl_eyed_sin]

@PageManasa aww.. Don't worry about it! Twitter is just another place to whine and mope and crib about love, life and other shit!

[Owl_eyed_sin @owl_eyed_sin]

@PageManasa, like Jimmy Page?! 😂 You're adorable.

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@couchgoddess True. I hate the ones who have such a tight budget but want the world for it. :| I'm dealing with one right now!

[Owl_eyed_sin @owl_eyed_sin]

Technology will the downfall of mankind.

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@couchgoddess I hate when my clients say, "I'd rather whatsapp" after placing a huge custom order. And if I do call, they ignore it. :|

[Owl_eyed_sin @owl_eyed_sin]

Sin- I'm hitting on a Chinese girl.
Mer- oh. OK. Is she skinny?
Sin- yes.
Mer- OMG. Stooooop talking to herrrrrrr!!!!
Sin- *rolling eyes*

[Owl_eyed_sin @owl_eyed_sin]

This morning my husband, @nakul_salvy said, "Please drink your coffee. It makes you a better person."

[Whittemore 🇵🇸 @John_Whittemore]

All artistic people have a tinge of madness,

experiencing the ugly in the beautiful, and the beautiful in the ugly

[Owl_eyed_sin @owl_eyed_sin]

If the Lava lamp were made of cum, it would be called 'Ejacu-lite'! :P

[Owl_eyed_sin @owl_eyed_sin]

Oh the immense joy in explaining the rules of #farmheroes to a #gamer! 😂
@nakul_salvy