Leah Piotraschke

I mostly just complain on here

[Leah Piotraschke @owl_lee19]

@anticatlady @TristanSnell And you don’t see that as an issue?

[Leah Piotraschke @owl_lee19]

Hey @Hyatt, we’re honeymooning at @SecretsWOrchid and the staff is on strike. No drinking water to be found on the property. Pretty insane after dropping thousands of dollars on this trip. What’s your plan to compensate us?

[Leah Piotraschke @owl_lee19]

@kshlant Karl Chestnut

[Leah Piotraschke @owl_lee19]

@kshlant What in the HELL

[Leah Piotraschke @owl_lee19]

FUCK ME UP, FLORIDA

[Leah Piotraschke @owl_lee19]

@kshlant @McDonalds @DairyQueen You’re certainly not wrong but this was by far the most egregious McFlurry ratio infraction I’ve had to date. 1/4 of vanilla at the bottom is one thing, but 2/3 is criminal

[Leah Piotraschke @owl_lee19]

When you pay for a @McDonalds Oreo McFlurry but instead only get 1/3 of an Oreo McFlurry and 2/3 of plain vanilla soft serve 😡 Guess I’ll stick to @DairyQueen

[Leah Piotraschke @owl_lee19]

Just dropped my phone in the toilet at work. How’s your day going?

[Leah Piotraschke @owl_lee19]

It’s 2024, why are adults still coughing into their hands

[Leah Piotraschke @owl_lee19]

@KMathewzz HAHAHA iconic af

[Leah Piotraschke @owl_lee19]

You ever just think about what a weird concept trends are? I mean how do they even start?

[Leah Piotraschke @owl_lee19]

Next thought: since this platform is no longer named twitter, what do we call these things formerly known as tweets?

[Leah Piotraschke @owl_lee19]

I think the world would be a lot better place if we all started each morning with a @tswifterastour clip or two

[Leah Piotraschke @owl_lee19]

I was at a customer meeting this morning and a woman in the meeting had a service dog with her and now I can’t stop thinking about how hard it would be to have a coworker with a service dog bc imagine being in the presence of a dog every day and not being able to give it pets????

[Leah Piotraschke @owl_lee19]

Billie Jo Armstrong ages in reverse???

[Leah Piotraschke @owl_lee19]

And if whoever put them there is reading this, please come forward so I can have some closure

[Leah Piotraschke @owl_lee19]

Ten years ago I lost my lanyard and keys at college. The other day I got a voicemail saying maintenance had found them 💀

[Leah Piotraschke @owl_lee19]

For anyone wondering, I’ve learned that they were found in the Drake Hall basement ceiling 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[Leah Piotraschke @owl_lee19]

@kshlant That’s nonsense!! 🤯

[Leah Piotraschke @owl_lee19]

Starting a petition requiring bus drivers to wear down coats to deter them from cranking the heat to 100°

Signed, carsick and sweating profusely