Alex!

the best is yet to come & that’s the ☕️. DYT Poetry Slam. Moran of the Tetons #SushiQueenOfDYT Clubhouse-General. DLDA.

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Thank god I slept with him today

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In honor of Lonnie being 15 months old today, here’s a thread of sentences I never thought I’d say:

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As of right now, Dillon and Dan are the same age 💕 5 dog years = 35 human years. Another little thing in life, that makes my heart flutter. Like we truly have been growing up together.

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Happy 2 year anniversary to the day I brought Dillon home

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As of right now, Dillon and I are the same age 💕 4 dog years = 28 human years. Little thing in life, like this, makes my heart flutter.

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Number 11: Andrew Garfield. So close to running off into the sunset. And I stop in my tracks to say ‘I can’t do this to Dan. Goodbye’ before I wake up.

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Starting a thread of men I’ve dUmped fOR Dan in dreams (this man is clearing my entire roster of anything I was attracted to from age 6 to now):

[Nateinthewild | Nate Luebbe @nateinthewild]

If u want to defund this ur a little bitch

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

“You would hate Trump even if he found the cure for cancer, lol got you!”

HE. LITERALLY. CUT. THE. FUNDING. FOR. CANCER. RESEARCH. AND. STOLE. FROM. A. CHILDREN’S. CANCER. CHARITY.

[goma @soigomaa]

the amount of men asking "what if she gets her period and starts a war" about a 60 year old woman is a prime example of why men need to stay out of our reproductive rights

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My feminine urge to upgrade my wardrobe and/or replace my clothes. With Dan’s job, this is quite an easy one. But I still try to stay within a budget, and realistic, that the hoodies & leggings movement is perfectly acceptable where I live.

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My feminine urge (a new thread) to carry road paint in my car and refresh the parking spot lines

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I went down the stairs first. Similarly (and repeated often), Dillon went down the stairs first.

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Starting a thread of reasons why Lonnie cried:
1–to laugh at down the line
2–it was my favorite original thread on here before I had kids

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“No, YOU’RE an apple strudel-Cookie Monster-pumpkin-shark head.”

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My feminine urge to eat fried Oreos after Pilates class (today I did).

[★ yas ★ @yasminesummanx]

Her name is Galyn Susman and she was laid off by Disney two years ago because of budget cuts (even though Disney turned over $88b profits that year)

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Watching How to Train Your Dragon 2, Lonnie sees Hiccup’s mom, Valka, riding the big dragon and goes THAT’s YOUU MOM!!

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They say having kids will teach you lessons about yourself. Wellp gotta say it was a big ego boost today when Lonnie sees the Hunchback of Notre Dame and goes “LOOK, ITS MOMMYYYYY” when Esmeralda comes on

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Today at the creek, Lonnie pretended a giant yellow LEGO block was a baking pan. He said they were cupcakes for me. “Okay, here’s what we’ve got: vanilla, snake, icing, milk, fire, water, chicken, and cinnamon roll.” Gotta say, that assortment kept me on my toes…

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Watched Wicked Pt.I and said ‘MOMMY, IT’S YOU!’ When Idina Menzel came on screen (one of the “wise” ones).

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

She chose the right guy 👏

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In the grocery store he really wanted string cheese. We have soooO much at the house rn I said no he could have some at home and this meltdown was a top 5 tbh. In all fairness, he was beyond tired too.

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Lonnie asked Dan to play soccer with him. He kicked the “wrong” ball. Not even offering a chocolate could cure this cry.

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My feminine urge to trim something. Be it the branches in our neighborhood, Dillon & Aspen’s nails, but not my own hair…

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Another ego boost when Lonnie saw Curse of the Black Pearl and said “Mommy, it’s you!!” When Kiera Knightley as Elizabeth Swan comes on screen.