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Not an egg. Happy?

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@TheKillerRabbit @hostagemurderer @roguelibrarian Oh, I'd probably go with pure evil. Straight to jail!

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@TheKillerRabbit It was mentioned that I should point out that this was not good for birds if someone hasn't already. I thought of you and said, "I have a friend that posts about not feeding birds to ducks pretty regularly." BIRDS. TO DUCKS. 😳🙃🤣

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

i am noucing that i am going to become PRESDIDENT OF THE AMERICAW 20020!!! BREADICARE FOR ALL! https://t.co/XrkHXS8Xvm

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@TheKillerRabbit Also the knitters are probably planning an intervention, but I literally just wanted some candy

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It's not kissing if you only touch the marshmallow! #owlisoned

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@TheKillerRabbit New meaning to "gimme some sugar"?

[Drew Burnett Gregory @draw_gregory]

I don’t go on dates I go on excuses to clean my apartment

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Vampire stories read by David Tennant!
https://t.co/ZB2a8DgYj6

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Everyone named Megan/Meghan is pregnant. If you haven't just popped out a baby, you should get yourself checked out. THERE IS SOMETHING IN THE WATER!

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@MmeZabet @raevenlywrites And I've been thinking the ears were the hind legs of a front-heavy pig since these popped up in my fb feed!

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@BerryQueen4EVAH I know you love turmeric, so here's a chance to win Turmeric Golden Latte mixes from @numitea! https://t.co/WDCPlnjwN0

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@NePleurezPlus @avalongaladriel @DeviantStitches @socktopodes You're not wrong.

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Why, Internet? Why?! https://t.co/wuMJCcZPWd

[regular gem @Choplogik]

@MaraWritesStuff ..... chicken dogs ??

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@TheKillerRabbit Weird, most people don't like being punched in the mouth.

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@MmeZabet @NePleurezPlus @avalongaladriel also, and I'm sorry, but all the same, this: https://t.co/27oyehLvwh

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@MmeZabet @NePleurezPlus @avalongaladriel https://t.co/cOIqkLjRLh

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@MmeZabet @NePleurezPlus @avalongaladriel Wait, I thought the problem with pumpkin spice everything was that it was all spice no pumpkin.

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@TheKillerRabbit Also may I suggest https://t.co/3ygxIpvWGJ

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Ew, Japan! All the strawberry treats seem much less appetizing now. https://t.co/FvMfEZ7sY1

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@TheKillerRabbit The new one will grow just a fast!

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@foodtrucksLEX Seen/heard anything about what trucks might be at @lexpublib 's How-To Festival tomorrow?