You ever do some dumb shit and you know in the grand scheme of things it’s like no fucking big deal but it kind of makes you want to punch yourself in the gut
I brought I 3 plates for a 4-top yesterday and this fucking kid SCREAMS “where’s MY food?!”& I told that little bitch what I want to tell everyone that complains that I didn’t bring all their food… “sorry I couldn’t grow a 3rd arm sweetie!”
bc we all know trueeee southern hospitality is fake as fuck. So y’all go head and keke when I call you darlin’ & honey cause it’s “cute.” (and y’all think I sound stupid, I know)
I’m just waiting for my moment.
Watching Britney on insta is like seeing your aunt that just got a divorce thrive for the first time since you’ve known her & it just makes me so happy
If I ever get a marriage proposal, this is how I see it going down:
Proposer: Will you marry me?
Me: are you deadass?
Proposer: Errr, yeah?
Me: Bet, that’s what’s up! Let’s do it bitch.
And this is how I know nobody’s finna propose to my dumbass 😂
Being a late 90s baby is WEIRD. Everyone born before ‘91 thinks you’re too young for *anything* & everyone born after 2003 thinks you’re a boomer. Can’t catch a BREAK