Corey

A bunch of self-loathing, mixed in with other stuff.

Sometimes on bluesky, too.

[Corey @ownedcorey]

Everything sucks. Depression is brutal. Anxiety is worse. Blah, blah, blah. Repeat ad nauseum.

[Corey @ownedcorey]

omg even this sentence made me feel pain.

[New York Post @nypost]

A's infielder Joshua Kuroda-Grauer gets surgery for ruptured testicle after brutal foul tip https://t.co/QFYISAya15

[Corey @ownedcorey]

Gwen Stefani last year; Kesha this year. I say we go broke and bring in Shakira next year.

[Fightful Wrestling @Fightful]

According to WWE Unreal, Bron Breakker was originally set to win the 2026 Royal Rumble, but was passed on due to fear of shoving him down fans throats.

[Corey @ownedcorey]

That was an absolutely terrible episode of Raw, holy shit. #Raw

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

Doomsday arrives December 18th.

Experience Avengers: Doomsday on bigger, brighter, & more immersive screens. Tickets are now on sale exclusively for Infinity Vision certified theaters: https://t.co/2HHPv9pj8t

[Corey @ownedcorey]

I think I ate half-cooked chicken earlier. If I die tonight, that's why.

[Corey @ownedcorey]

New Menzingers = good...ish. Probably will grow on me more as I listen.

[Corey @ownedcorey]

HA HA HOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT *slaps desk*

[Corey @ownedcorey]

honestly, just fucking take all my teeth at this point. fuck it.

[Corey @ownedcorey]

on the bright spot, it saves from going to town again this week.

[Corey @ownedcorey]

Dentist appointment booked for.... September 10th. My tooth will be rotted out of my head by then.

[Corey @ownedcorey]

Looks better than Wrestlemania.

[Wrestle Features @WrestleFeatures]

Current SummerSlam card for next weekend:
- Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins (World Title)
- CM Punk vs. Cody Rhodes (WWE Title)
- Liv Morgan vs. IYO SKY (World Title)
- Ladder Match (Interim Women's Champion)
- Oba Femi vs. Brock Lesnar (HIAC)
- Gunther vs. Nick Aldis
- Penta vs. Chad Gable (IC Title)
- LA Knight, Solo & Keys vs. The Bloodline

[Corey @ownedcorey]

ahh, it's a nice day on the back step.

[tribal chief ☝🏻🩸 @luireigns]

The interviewer here was 43 years old, and Hulk Hogan was only 33

Both of them looked 50+ 💀💀

[Corey @ownedcorey]

in other news, my testicle hurts. also wtf.

[Corey @ownedcorey]

wtf oh no :(

https://t.co/MqnYfmZus3

[Corey @ownedcorey]

This guy is so fucking embarrassing and braindead.

[Nerdrotic @Nerdrotics]

Christopher Nolan's the Odyssey or an atheist adapts the bible

New Video:
The Odyssey - An Epic Disappointment
https://t.co/QioY8UNkEl

[Corey @ownedcorey]

@demonspawnn omg such adorable doggos

(and an adorable chloe, too)

[Corey @ownedcorey]

Alright, World Cup's over. Let's never speak of it again for another 4 years.