Own The Plot Podcast

Welcome to Own The Plot with Dani&Dari! We're spilling laughs, stories & all the tea.Grab a drink&hang with us every tusday🪩✨💖
🎙️@danimrqzs & @darieelaromero

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our drink of the episode ✨☕️🩵

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Redeye flights? He ruins your sleep, gives you nothing in return, and somehow feels necessary 😩✈️ #traveling #podcastclips

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Brunch = the man you know is bad for your wallet but you keep going back 😭🍓 #brunch #podcastclip

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He crashes constantly, shares your secrets, but you still fight for his attention 💀📱It’s giving public Wi-Fi #BareMinimum #PodcastClip

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our songs of the episode! 🎵🌟 make sure you save the playlist on spotify and youtube!

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Lost socks? He’s gone and honestly… we don’t miss him 🧦🗑 #IrrelevantEx #PodcastClip

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Trader Joe’s = the guy who makes you feel special… but everyone’s in love with him 😭🧃
#TraderJoes #PodcastClip

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He’s unreliable, stressful, and loves ruining your plans… it’s giving gate change energy 💔🧳 #travel #podcastclip

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IKEA furniture? He’s cute, confusing, and will 100% make you cry before the relationship is built 😭🪑🛠️ #ikea #PodcastClip

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TikTok rabbit holes? He’s toxic, unpredictable, and steals your time… but you can’t quit him 😭📱#PodcastClip #TikTok

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Dry shampoo is the guy who helps you hide your flaws but never solves the problem 😌🫢 #podcastclip #beauty

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Crocs are not cute, but they’re loyal. Like the guy you friend-zoned in 2014. 💔🥿
#Crocs #PodcastClip #DELULU

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RATING LIKE IT’S A FIRST DATE 💅👔 In ep.19, we judged EVERYTHING like they were guys—and let’s just say, some gave green flags, others? 🚩🚩 Here are some quotes from ep.19 👀🔥

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If your phone alarm was a guy, he’d wake you up just to ruin your day 😭💔 #podcastclip #alarm

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If girl math was a guy, he’d gaslight you into thinking Sephora was an investment 😭💳
#GirlMathLogic #podcastclip

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Gas station snacks? He’s not husband material, but you keep going back 😭 #SnackEnergy #podcastclip

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Self-checkout? 10/10 but he definitely makes you do all the work 😭🛒 #RatingThingsAsGuys #PodcastClip

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ep.19 is out now!!! 🩵👱🏻‍♂️🌟

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He said ‘they’re just plants’—I said ‘it’s just your birthday’ 😌 #AITA #Plants #revenge

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our drink of the episode 🥭✨🍹