owoverdog

it’s nice to meet you but it’s even better to meet me

[owoverdog @owoverdog]

I wanna start a thread of the most horrendous pickup lines I’ve heard/came up with

[arthur 🇵🇷 @noknowli]

it’s not nice to say but very few viewing experiences are more uncomfortable than the vlog of someone who genuinely believes themselves to be in the 1st percentile for attractiveness

[AiCandy @ALM0NDEYE]

peerless heroine...

[rune sword @runesword1]

fertile this, breeding that. buddy, the only thing fertile around here is my mind; a breeding ground for new ideas

[Tovi @wardinpal]

This is the consequence of mass desocialization because of the internet. You're supposed to be bullied and embarrassed out of doing this shit by 14-16

[𝚂𝚗𝚘𝚠𝙱𝚛𝚘 @MeltingSnowBro]

Biologist, "we've been studying microbial ecosystems in fog"
Journalist, "fog is sentient"

[Ele 🌱 @ele_super_bean]

Yeah, did you know Mejiro McQueen has been in the academy for 12 consecutive years during the events of the main story? Yeah and she doesn't seem to graduate, so unless she was less than 6 when the story started, she's an adult

Of course, that would require to read the story

[Emilk 🧟 @Emilk010]

when the joi lady randomly tells you to go kill your parents

[Rika Uindou @uindourika]

live action remake shinji ikari

[Optyrion Primax @OptyrionPrimax]

Hey can you post more photos of her back? That sculpt is godly erotic

[El Condor Pasa @CondorPasa1488]

Pair of Winning Tickets

[Cum🏂 @cremedupepe]

Almost got me #FellForDaHesi

[cameron! @workreps]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[Ezra @ezra_pvnished_2]

I was walking at the beach this morning, and all of a sudden a rabbi came up from the water and showed me this video. He told me “you will never have this”, then got back underwater and swam away.

[elli 🌸 @elli_evermore]

what if she’s shopping for HIM? didn’t think of that one did you #NOTWOKEENOUGH #OUTWOKED

[Bobby @Bobbythirdway]

Take a woman to Tiffany’s, tell her to pick something out, and then inform her that you never promised to buy it.

If she is upset, tell her a prominent therapist recommended this ritual to improve non-consumption based connection.

[Ethan @EllyIsPurging]

90% of stantwt

[salforddogfred🚩🇵🇸 @LeninsCat1]

How monokuma and junko feel after killing 10 billion faggots

[funnygamedev (mouse) 🐀 @funnygamedev]

Its becsuse normies treat shorter men like shit and mistreatment malforms people. If you feel like you can't get a fair shake in life you start entertaining bad ideas like that so you can get ahead.