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[TONY @TonyMichaelX]

A woman dressed as a man lecturing men on masculinity. Clown world.

[magpie lee 🖤⚪️ @shizzlebiscuit]

Proof positive that intelligence, skill and ability means nothing these days, you can make piles of money and fame by being, acting and looking like a total fucking bellend.

I honestly can’t wait for the day when these dickheads finally crash back down to earth.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

All accessories to the murder must go to prison for a long time

[Aja ♀️🇬🇧 @AjaTheEmpress]

When I was younger, this would have been a sketch on a comedy show. Today, it’s the Green Party.

[The media SOI 🇬🇧 @MediaSOI]

You study hard and manage to get into Oxford, one of the most famous universities in the world. You arrive on campus, rush down to your first lecture and in walks Matt Rattley your tutor

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

Set a treadmill at 21kph ( max most will go to) and try to run for 30 seconds on it.

That's what he did for 1 hour, 59 minutes and 30 seconds.

The peak of human physical achievement. Insane, absolutely insane.

[R.Patts @rosspat86]

Can't wait 🫪

[tyron @Liquidicat]

Me in 2011 instead of buying Bitcoin for $2

[Jack @Jacksafc__]

They used to make documentaries about these things, now it’s such a regular occurrence no one is surprised anymore. Absolutely disgusting

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Strike, Szobo 🚀

[Manu. @GxlDePaulinho]

Hevehejfjjwhhjgdd

[- @lfcmike__]

Whatever helps you sleep at night brother

[🥤 @TheImmortalKop]

All of this for three shots in the second half😭😭😭😭😭

[Ezra Levant 🍁🚛 @ezralevant]

I don't think a single person in the world thought the UK was involved in the Venezuela operation, but thanks for clearing that up.

Everyone knows you're more focused on the threat of mean tweets and Facebook posts.

[asserrrrr🇪🇬🇪🇬 @assersedits2]

this is the gayest tweet I’ve ever seen

[BBC Sport Scotland @BBCSportScot]

MCTOMINAY!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

UNBELIEVABLE! 😲

#BBCFootball

[JP💰 @Awakenjp]

woulda turned that dog into a fur coat if it had my daughter lookin like chucky

[Nick Dixon @NickDixon]

Impossible to say. Walking a dog around the block isn’t safe, getting a train in a small market town isn’t safe, going to a dance class isn’t safe.

They’ve unleashed the most dangerous people in the world into every corner of our country.

Why? Because they have ‘rights’.

[Borussia Dortmund @BlackYellow]

dON't WoRRy, wE'Ve UpDatEd thE BiO 🥴