Sef'Lnd

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[Diyana Chunga @DD_eeyanac]

I love to do my work quickly and efficiently so that I can return to my true calling: Dillydallying.

[Melz @flyboiidotcom]

showing favoritism towards people who are always kind to me >>>>>>

[Nida Allam ☀️ @NidaAllam]

Normalize not committing a genocide.

[elephant @trunkincrisis]

finally i’m being addressed

[ogini this, ogini that @perfectwrights]

Again I say, everything going wrong in Nigeria circles back to just one thing, lack of consequences at all levels.

[Danny Walter 🧸 @AjeboDanny]

I’ve never seen anyone wear this wig that isn’t wicked.

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

true balance isn’t killing your demons or becoming an angel, it’s letting both exist without letting either control you.

[🧸 @_y3maya]

netflix helping you complete the spelling of a movie they don’t have

[ZAHEER! @iam_YCee]

Not tryna be a conspiracy theorist but we ain’t ever seen no purple crabs until Ayra Starr dropped tho … I’m just saying

[Celestial being @ayrastarr]

Guys I actually can’t stand straight 🤷🏽‍♀️it’s not my fault My waist is bent from carrying afrobeats on my back this year 🤘🏾

[Wizkid @wizkidayo]

Starrgirl day ❤️🦅 https://t.co/M4SoEFOLv5

[Toyosi Fashola @toyofashola]

I can't believe we, as humans, can't all unanimously agree that RAPE IS A TERRIBLE THING to do irrespective of who/how the victim is/was.

I can't believe this mehn.

[☆ 🅼🆄🆂🅴 ☆ @_marokiya]

I live for gags like this I’m sorry 😭

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

Let it be on record that the 3 most intelligent mathematicians on earth under 15yrs old are Igbo kids from southeast Nigeria.

Again, when e reach the turn of your region, encourage youths to fry akara or sponsor mass weddings & pilgrimage.

[Deelovestoread_ @Deelovestoread_]

Born and raised by Nora Roberts, Sidney Sheldon, Danielle Steel, Mills and Booms historical romance, Harlequin romance and Goosebumps

[Pulse Nigeria @PulseNigeria247]

Rolex names Nigerian conservationist Rachel Ikemeh as 2026 Laureates for the Rolex Awards after she saved the red colobus monkey and other endangered monkey species in Niger Delta.

[Harlan Coben @HarlanCoben]

I feel seen.

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

I finally realized why I like Twitter so much. It has NO SOUND. 🔇 No screaming TikTok audios, no random music, no sensory overload. Just text. My overstimulated ADHD brain can finally breathe here.

[DUA LIPA @DUALIPA]

Mr & Mrs