oxbollocks

6'3 man o' fuckin mystery.

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Hot!! 😳 Fuck sake..

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Nice! 🙌

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Off out tonight for a few ales pilgrims, and then off to the club. We're talkin' oh fuck hangovers tomorrow.

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Mowing the lawn I discovered a hole, dug by an anonymous digging creature the size of a fucking elephant.

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Just remembering the three main things my children said to me when they were very young.
1: How much money have you got dad?
2: Had cars been invented when you were a boy?
3: Dad, I want a cuddle.
Number 3 is the one I cherish most.

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Yeah, got my eye on you.

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Used to think I was gonna dodge all of life's horseshit, but now I'm not so sure.

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Gonna have a stay at home party tonight. Put some moody tunes on and see how far I can get my own way.

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Watching her painting her toenails. Exciting stuff this.

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Enjoy yourself.

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The weekend is almost upon us pilgrims. 🤪 This should be noted by my special X friend.

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Got the family here in a couple of weeks. 😳🙄 Gonna have to get an extra couple of tons of booze in.

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Temporary traffic lights are the Devil's doin'.

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Smoking a cigarette outdoors while debating with myself the absurdities of life.

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Feels like she's been getting ready to go out tonight since October. That's a long time huh?

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Wow, after that bedroom performance I award myself 10/10.

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Well?

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Roadworks up again around here, along with, fuck fuck fuck, temporary traffic lights.

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When you can't take your eyes off someone .. that's when ..

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Gonna be lunch out today pilgrims for me. Plus, they're having a quiz starting at 1pm.Had to promise myself I won't be shouting out 'FIX' when I get a question wrong.