Coral Alexandra

Dream occupation: stay at home dog Mom

[Coral Alexandra @oxcoralexandra]

Kinda reminds me of my dating life 😂🙈🤣 #youdontwantthislife #netflixandchillbymyself

[andrew @AndrewsNotFunny]

[via walkie talkie]

her: come on over

me: on what, over

[andrew @AndrewsNotFunny]

Mean Girls: stop trying to make fetch happen

Dog *kicks in the door*: the fuck you just say?

[Coral Alexandra @oxcoralexandra]

Stop 😂

[andrew @AndrewsNotFunny]

Me *swallows pride*

Baby lion: holy shit

[andrew @AndrewsNotFunny]

mom: you know, we made a lot of sacrifices so you could grow up happy

me: did they have to be human

[Coral Alexandra @oxcoralexandra]

I’m still not okay @Netflix_CA @netflix #TheVampireDiaries #TVDForever

[Coral Alexandra @oxcoralexandra]

It’s been a month since @cwtvd was taken off @Netflix_CA and I’m still not okay with it 😭 #tvdforever

[Coral Alexandra @oxcoralexandra]

My favourite thing about the Instagram update is that no one can see me liking/commenting on dog pictures at 4am... but now I’m tweeting about it so 😂🤪🤫 #instagram #update #dogs #dogsarelife

[Coral Alexandra @oxcoralexandra]

Can you be old but still not an adult? 😂 #whatsanadult #lol

[Coral Alexandra @oxcoralexandra]

My doctor office called me with my specialist appointment for my wrist and I was like “fuck yeah so pumped to find out what’s wrong” and I realized in that moment I was officially old because who gets excited for doctors appointments? #imold #lol

[Coral Alexandra @oxcoralexandra]

It’s all about the cheese 🧀 #cheese

[Coral Alexandra @oxcoralexandra]

Don’t ever eat nerds candy in bed #tipoftheday

[Coral Alexandra @oxcoralexandra]

Just drove through the hottest ride program it made me wish I was misbehaving #hehe 🥂🍻

[Calloway @del_calloway]

Game of Thrones writers explaining the final season to HBO
#GameOfThrones #GOT

[Coral Alexandra @oxcoralexandra]

“I think we should not play anything later than Hey Ya” “Nothing current” is now the only way to choose music at a girls night 😂💕 #WineCountry #Netflix #ANetflixFilm

[Coral Alexandra @oxcoralexandra]

This time of year is so hard because I’ve been “watching what I eat” for months but now I just want ALL THE CARBS #foodcravings #whatsasummerbod #help #lol

[Coral Alexandra @oxcoralexandra]

#MayThe4thBeWithYou

[Coral Alexandra @oxcoralexandra]

44 minutes into The Last Summer before @kj_apa takes off his shirt... I think that’s the longest I’ve ever seen him with clothes on 😂 #KJApa #TheLastSummer #ItsGettingHotInHerre

[Coral Alexandra @oxcoralexandra]

I feel bad for anyone who is twelve or five because I refer to those ages as an insult on the daily 😂 #whatareyoulikefive

[Coral Alexandra @oxcoralexandra]

Does anyone ever wash cucumbers? #curious #lol #cucumber

[Coral Alexandra @oxcoralexandra]

If you become my friend on Facebook and send me a “wave” consider us no longer friends 😂 #sorrynotsorry #lolbye