JPREGMAFIA

31, any/all

[JPREGMAFIA @oxcormorant]

6 string cheese for dinner because I need to get extra protein and already had actual dinner (zucchini cheddar soup)

[JPREGMAFIA @oxcormorant]

New brackence is pretty cracked, very very happy with this direction for him, and absolutely a good shift lyrically

[JPREGMAFIA @oxcormorant]

You gotta eat different food each day to lose weight, it's basic muscle confusion bro

[JPREGMAFIA @oxcormorant]

@shakes______ @demobatz This is the real problem

[JPREGMAFIA @oxcormorant]

How fucking great, I forgot I don't have therapy this week. No date, no therapy to actually talk about my problems. At least I'm off work for 4 days straight

[JPREGMAFIA @oxcormorant]

Overflowing Omelette

[JPREGMAFIA @oxcormorant]

@Gay__Edge Are you made of like 70% nice cream by weight

[JPREGMAFIA @oxcormorant]

@MILLENIALCHASER 2 of my favorite things

[. @Fimiye]

I have zero rizz when it comes to wooing a woman. Every girl who’s ever given me a chance probably genuinely liked me

[JPREGMAFIA @oxcormorant]

@MILLENIALCHASER The velvety grease...

[JPREGMAFIA @oxcormorant]

@MILLENIALCHASER But did you get a hurger (which is short for hug burger, like a burger that gives you a hug, just something I thought of)?

[JPREGMAFIA @oxcormorant]

Went on a hookup with a guy the night before my date with a girl, who ended up cancelling. Feel like God is karmicly punishing me for being bi

[JPREGMAFIA @oxcormorant]

@MILLENIALCHASER Burger the fries you wish see in this meal

[JPREGMAFIA @oxcormorant]

I what I'm listening to when I go to get my nipples pierced 🤩

[ericdoa vault @ericdoavault]

ERICDOA — MÚSICA DIVINO (ALBUM)

🚨 NOVEMBER 13TH 🚨

[JPREGMAFIA @oxcormorant]

@Lemmmanade Almost looks like your covered in paint, just the colored lights tho

[JPREGMAFIA @oxcormorant]

JUST REMEMBERED I CAN DO EDIBLES INSTEAD OF FEELING ANXIOUS ABOUT MY UPCOMING DATE

[JPREGMAFIA @oxcormorant]

Keep feeling some toe pain with one of my regular, non-wide sneakers, took them off and relaxed a bit, then tried doing some stationary lunges and had no pain. Incredibly reassuring (I couldn't lunge on my surgical foot before surgery)

[elly @suzifumi]

tricky part of adulthood is that i spent all my child and teenage years as an unperson who did nothing but sit in a room because i had no friends and my parents neglected me so i do not have the life experiences youre supposed to have that lets you function among other adults

[JPREGMAFIA @oxcormorant]

The worst part is that my current way of dealing with this is to engage the part of my brain that's responsible for cutting people out - the "don't message, don't check messages" impulse, essentially starving my brain out in an way.

[JPREGMAFIA @oxcormorant]

Yearning fucking sucks ass. Met somebody last Friday, grabbing coffee Thursday (it's not clearly a date) and my mind is whirling with possibilities and little daydreams intrusively popping into my head. Make it stooooppp 😭😭😭

[JPREGMAFIA @oxcormorant]

Good ol 4pm work depression strikes again!