Simon Wrenn

Ran marathons on all 7 continents + North Pole. Lapsed Ironman. Accomplished eater.

[Simon Wrenn @oxywrenn]

@youngvulgarian He’s clearly on hold. Must be ringing HMRC.

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@ajh1269 Good work! Was the lake nice? I remember it being a bit dark and scary. Although all my dips in it have been due to incompetent childhood sailing mishaps 😀

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@Fegan So unlucky

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@Fegan Noooooo! ☹️

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@Ian__Fagan @Cougie Well, they literally are, so yeah.

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@Ian__Fagan @Cougie I’m not sure you’ve thought about this too carefully. What should all the committee members, ministers and shadow ministers do then?

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@slodge @Cougie @Ian__Fagan Not sure I believe there are many secondary heads only working 40 weeks a year 😀

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@Cougie @Ian__Fagan How do you deal with sitting on committees, cabinet and shadow cabinet posts though if you don’t allow any second jobs? Agree Cox appears to have been taking the piss.

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@Cougie @Ian__Fagan I very much doubt your MP earns more per hour than your GP. Dorries js awful, as are many of them, from all parties. I’m unclear why this is an argument to reduce their pay. I’d double their pay, maybe that would attract sensible people like you to stand.

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@Cougie @Ian__Fagan Strange conclusion. Why do you think your local MP should earn less than your dentist, GP or local secondary head teacher?

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@erinmarysmith @DanHowe88162711 @CllrDrThusu @claretlife 🤦

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@caitlinmoran Existential nausea, the horrible predictability of suburban life, general non-specific feelings of pointlessness and futility. Plus sport and drinking.

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@DrSunnyThusu @DanHowe68239432 I guess everyone needs a hobby 🤷‍♂️

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@DanHowe68239432 @DrSunnyThusu A beyond parody response 🤣🤣

[Damian Counsell @DamCou]

Looks like I'm never going to find somewhere I can get my "BAKERS ARE NONCES" cake made.

[Luke Cope @Copozade]

Delighted to have picked up the sleeping pattern of a teenager 24 hours before going back to work

[Simon Wrenn @oxywrenn]

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