sydney

be the cowboy you wish to see in the world

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a cop sketch comedy show- call that bacon bits

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@sllvrvlvt the aforementioned banger tweet

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my life (and only mine) is just like that one quote from the bell jar

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improv brings out the worst in me

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I got to fold ‘cause these hands are too shaky to hold…….!!

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who’s getting me a gift today?!

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guts would have been DANGEROUS fuel for my delusions in 2020/21 ……… thank god for second gay awakenings and 1500m of distance. and honestly thank god for uarts. yeah I said it!

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gender? ah yes you mean when wearing boxers under flowy dress

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I really need to come to terms with my lactose intolerance

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it died………………

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trying to be like my zz plant rn (thriving on neglect)

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who here thinks my primordial pouch is sexy. who would fuck a (human) with a primordial pouch

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every day my taste in fashion inches closer and closer to that of one cosmo kramer

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@andeanfemme @sarezzza

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young and supple. and unusual

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@sarezzza u r already. Set higher goals 🙄

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NOW LORDE 🤒😵 feeling ill at being perceived and assessed. want to leave

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just sat down at an empty coffee shop and the barista on aux put on scott street 🤨 waiting for the next song to see if he only plays sad white lesbian music just for me

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he’s playing beach bunny now…….😵‍💫

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learning that everything I do is actually a stim and I can’t escape

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when will gritty and grimace make love

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MISSING THE SIMPLER TIMES IN LIFE RN. longing for the time when getting passed up for shepton drum major was the most devastating thing to ever happen to me.