Haleem Garam

I always learn from mistakes of others who take my advice.
Also, I assassinate folks for pizza!

[Haleem Garam @oyedaddyy]

Is it too kuch to ask bollywood to make a movie with Ibrahim Ali Khan, Aryan Khan, Ranbir Kapoor and Shahrukh khan playing the same character in different periods of time?

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Look what I found! Collateral freedom collectible https://t.co/InDFGvPCqm #rarible #ethereum #flow #nonfungible #digitalasset #nft via @rarible

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@sambitswaraj Toolkit ke barein me batao sale jholachap doctor. Kab tab janta ko bewakoof banaogy? kuch to sharam karo gobar patra.

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@isunnyshah wo venezuela ki fake video delete kardi kya bhakt ji?

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@dillondanis Boy, are you soft in the head?

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@jiteshsinght @kunalkamra88 bade bade chutiye dekhe hai tujh jesa chutiya nahi dekha bhai kasam se

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Kabhi kabhi sochta hu, kya Zayn Malik ko malum hoga ki uski photo india ke har barbershop ke door pe lagi milti hai?

[Haleem Garam @oyedaddyy]

Mehmano ko Green Tea pikane ke fayede:
-Ameer lagte hai
-Doodh ka kharcha bachta hai
-Biscuits nahi dene padhte
-Dobara nahi mangte
-Ho sakta hai dobara aaye bhi nahi.

[Haleem Garam @oyedaddyy]

Can't find motivation to exist rn.

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"Bohot mazboot rishte the, bohot kamzoor logo se."

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24/7

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Told my nephew that WWE is fake he was like " Whatever people are fake" and I didn't had the nerve to ask him what he means.

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At the movie theatre: "okay I got this sirf Sonu Ke Titu Ki Sweety bolna hai"

At the ticket window: "Uncle 2 Sonu ke tittu ke sukhe tatte dena".

[Haleem Garam @oyedaddyy]

Cousins are either gift from God or total snakes no in between.... except if you're muslim than they can be spouses too.

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If she say "you're dumb" whilst smiling, congratulations brother she's all yours.

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If the earth was a rotating globe, a helicopter could just hover in the air until its destination arrives?

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Literally no offence but the fuck where you guys getting these sanitary pads?
I wonder how cheeky it would be asking some female for a sanitary pad
"Like hey priya can you give me one of your sanitary pads, I just want a quick selfie"

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When He pray 5 times, lowers his gaze and has no sisters. https://t.co/AqRm9rFBRF

[عالیہ🌻 @aleeyahehe]

Mujhe ladka mill gaya

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@Jon0Ary Don't... do that.

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One Snap and we wiil be together until one of us die. https://t.co/D8DagGnR0H

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Why it is called a BUILDING if its already been BUILT?
#Illuminati