Øyvind Mortveit 🇳🇴 🇺🇦

Organizer of Karmøygeddon Metal Festival & Karmøygeddon metal club. Arsenal fan and member of Haugaland Cognac club

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Bottle this feeling 🍾

[Øyvind Mortveit 🇳🇴 🇺🇦 @oymor]

@Only1tommo 1988/89

[Kristin Raworth 🇨🇦 @KristinRaworth]

I've never sen anything more accurate

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

Trump makes a major announcement about the war with Iran

[Mr. Arsenal @AzengaMoses]

AVOID THOSE PEOPLE TELLING YOU ARSENAL WILL NOT WIN THE LEAGUE

[Øyvind Mortveit 🇳🇴 🇺🇦 @oymor]

Jeg har ikke abo på Stavanger Aftenblad, så det er mulig overskriften fremstiller Velle i ett fryktelig dårlig lys her. Men altså.. HÆ?
Vi kunne altså klart oss uten leger, tannleger, ingeniører, spesialsykepleiere, jurister, veterinærer, lærere…. Eller hva mener han egentlig?

[Øyvind Mortveit 🇳🇴 🇺🇦 @oymor]

@AnnieForTruth Maybe he shouldn’t have said 100 kilometers, because for the average MAGA voter, metric units are basically classified information… and they’d need Fox News to translate it into freedom units.

[Øyvind Mortveit 🇳🇴 🇺🇦 @oymor]

@Trump_Jr_Q Judging by the results, the poll was probably conducted at the family dinner table.

[DailyAFC @DailyAFC]

🎙️ “Tottenham were finishing above Arsenal for six successive years…”

🗣️ Thierry Henry: “I didn’t know that was an achievement!” ❤️🤣

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Dear Europeans,
Many American tourists visiting your continent are now saying they’re from Canada, for obvious reasons. Verify by asking 3 simple questions:
- What’s in poutine
- What does “KD” stand for, and
- At what temperature (in Celsius) do shorts become unacceptable?
🇨🇦

[The Real Mr Bench @therealmrbench]

Imagine doing your job and this happened?

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

real

[Premier League @premierleague]

🔴 @Arsenal are the first English team ever to win six matches in a month without conceding a goal

They're four points clear at the top of the Premier League, joint leaders of the Champions League group stage and into the EFL Cup quarter-finals...

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Quarter-finals calling 📞

Enjoy the highlights of our Carabao Cup win against Brighton 📺

[Diksha 🌸 @DikshaYrrr]

She threw the baby 😭

[Øyvind Mortveit 🇳🇴 🇺🇦 @oymor]

@JarlWaage Å se folk som følger Trump er som å se en gjeng tafatte skolegård-tapere som henger etter bølla i håp om å få smake på restene hans. De tror de er tøffe, men sannheten er at de bare er feige pyser med hjernemusklene til en våt lommetørkle.

[Et smartere liv/Matthias Hannisdal @Et_smartere_liv]

Det er ekte mennesker. Selv om de har en annen religion enn deg.

Det er ekte barn. Selv om de har en annen hudfarge enn deg.

[Arsenal Norway @GunnersNorge]

Utrolig comeback mot 11 forsvarsspillere og dommere som stjeler straffespark!

CONE ON YOU GUNNERS!!!

[Øyvind Mortveit 🇳🇴 🇺🇦 @oymor]

@MagpieSvein