Desiree

Born again wine geek who loves oysters, dogs, and art. Certified in WSET Level 3. Nebbiolo runs through my veins. #WineNinja at @humblegrape

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@DylanCaboche Hey Asshole!Maybe u should have thought about if punching a horse was a good idea. U deserve to have ur face rearranged.

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@TLRailUK how can u suck so bad? You are supposed to keep up with congestion in a capital city #youhadONEjob

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@TLRailUK Stuck at nunhead in a cattle car and no update from driver. Height of efficiency and customer service

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@TLRailUK you are the mobile version of "computer says no."

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@TLRailUK how the hell can you STILL have delays at 23:44?! It's not even rush hour from Gatwick! Go to Switz & learn some basics!

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@Netflixhelps Hello, Where is Rupaul's Drag Race Season Finale? It's supposed to be available to stream today! #dontfuckitup

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@NetflixUK where is Rupaul's Drag Race Season Finale?! It's 10:37am on a Saturday!!

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@NetflixUK @RuPaul Where is the final episode of Rupaul's Drag Race?! It's 10:36 AM on June 24!

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@LDNOverground Can you let me know if there is a service from new cross gate to Highbury and Islington.

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@TLRailUK is the 10:45 from Crofton Park to West Hampstead actually on time?

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@TLRailUK are the trains still delayed??

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But that Pinot.... https://t.co/NkG0sHW8rT

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@TLRailUK stuck on track due to signalling problem. If it's constantly an issue, why don't you sort it out?

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Hey @Lyft, I want you to #BringMeLyft because, I do not want to support corporate fucks like Uber #Muslimban #bringLyfttoLondon

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@TLRailUK if overcrowding is such an issue, maybe you should look to solve this? #besolutionsbased

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If you were to watch a 5 part #video #podcast about #wine, what would you want to learn? #Fledglings and #geeks welcome!

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@TLRailUK whatever. It's always something!

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@TLRailUK signal problems at Peckham Rye and stuck on the platform for 30 minutes. Why can't you ever get your shit together?!

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@TLRailUK way to start my Monday off... why is the 8:36 Kentish Town late?

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@TLRailUK so your conductor on the Thameslink train at elephant and castle lied? #professionalism