Wizard

They said I couldn’t do it. But I never told them that it won’t do it when it does. Keep it real.

[Wizard @oyvey001]

@LocalBateman I’m a fucking walking paradox

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@hourly_shitpost Lemme get uhhh 777

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@_iamhabeeb Oh definitely! *panicking thinking of something else meaningful to add*

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@NicoRobin_XYZ Then they died.

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@BiigBvngz What’s even better is “I just always knew him as Fish”

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@LAV3D @renatus_exe I mean you can just watch Jackass lol

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@cosdawg It’s kind of like my crack

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@kitt_er

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@s4gns Because of the implication?

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@bunnystepz I’m not sure. But the neat thing is that you’re going to engrain the image of your asshole into some poor tattoo artists brain for the rest of their lives

[Wizard @oyvey001]

@fastestUFO Is this in the latest research?

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@boomhotdog2 Introduce him to Finger

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@eelliixxiirrr Throwback when the magician Chris Angel tried to catch a nail from a nail gun and just ended up going through his hand 😭

[Wizard @oyvey001]

@sansicorn71054 @Lyracutevibes Great question!

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@sansicorn71054 @Lyracutevibes I hope you succeed in your venture of becoming cracked as you say!

[Wizard @oyvey001]

@wtfyrw Bonjour como estas Stai bene?

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@EmperorBigD Don’t worry I only kill ants that are registered sex offenders

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@ML_Philosophy It’s more expensive to live the average life than has been in the past. The value of things are more than the income people are receiving.

[Wizard @oyvey001]

@ThrillaRilla369 “Only if I can pee in you” (no I don’t want to wear her skin)

[Wizard @oyvey001]

@ysuckme I know