St*ff Ozark Students Say

Just a collection of anonymous quotes of st*ff Ozark students say. Feel free to dm any strange things Ozark students say and we will post it.

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"My spiritual gift is social awkwardness."

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“Chad, you’re scaring the freshmen!”

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“Why do you want to know who my spouse is?”

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“I’m so thankful to be the wrong answer.”

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“I walk like an overweight baby.”

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“I would not want to make 2021 the year I see a tornado.”

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“Midwesterners are hilarious during tornados. Y’all fear nothing. Y’all wanna go outside.”

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“Why the HECK is there a tornado warning in late January?”

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“It’s quite hours!”

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“Hahaha, they look like a boy band.”

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“It’s already 2?! It was just 1 o clock! It’s been an hour and all I’ve done is write introduction and background!”

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“Why is my dragons nostril tired?”

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“Greet one another with a holy sloppy wet kiss.”

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Student 1: Let’s go Rob a bank.
Student 2: For the Lord!!!

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“It’s not a phase mom, I’m just the creative arts minister.”

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“Let’s ctrl alt delete this conversation.”

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“Ugh, I’ve got the back of an 85 year old woman.”

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“I came in YOUR car to get ice cream then I McInsulted you! Where’s the McConfessional!?”

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Student 1: We’re canceling Laffy Taffy.
Student 2: Why?
Student 1: Their jokes suck.

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Student 1: I have crippling depression.
Student 2: But you’re wearing a llama mask.
Student 1: To hide the depression.

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Student 1: I don’t think pumpkins get more Heavy. They just get more awkwardly shaped.
Student 2: HA! Me.