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We cant make a game?

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If everything is coming your way chances are yu are in the wrong lane!#cohn

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If things are going your way, chances are your going the wrong way.

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For a chance to win a free chat with the one and only @ozboeekallah send in a joke of the day to the oz.

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On both u wear crocs, its assur to learn, and u put on tefillin by mincha:) #MAX

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What do Tisha B'av and Bein have in common?

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The fact that jellyfish have survived for more than 650 million years despite not having brains, gives hope to many people.....

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Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well.

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I hate it when people are at your house and ask "Do you have a bathroom?"
No, we pee in the yard...

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Hey, I lost my phone could anyone call it?

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The only exercise i've done this month is running out of money. #Bagelhole

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Theres no shame in having weaknesses. We all have them. Its how you deal with them that shows who you are.

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Sometimes the first step to forgivness is understanding that the other person is an idiot.

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All thats required for the triumph of evil is for good people to do nothing

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Words are free.It's how you use them,that may cost you.

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" I dont eat jews"!

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An old jew was refused service in a restaurant.
"We dont serve jews here" said the waiter
"Dont let that bother you" said the old man....

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Im not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone...

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The key in life is to open doors.

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I wonder what people who spell "u" instead of "you" do with all their spare time...