Ozlem Djafer

Illustrator. Pop Culture fiend. Lover of snacks. @mtv @asos @MOBOAwards @highsnobiety @galore

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@facebook @Meta DON’T PAY FOR META VERIFICATION THINKING THAT YOU WILL GET HELP! They just take your money every month and never respond

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I can't believe I forgot that Towie came back today. Who am I?

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superdeluxe's video https://t.co/c4ElKUF1zZ

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Whenever I see Danny Dyer in eastenders I'm like 😍😏😍😏

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THIS IS AN AMAZING FEAT SINCE I AM MYSELF. (Clumsy fool)

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I did the most badmanlyest (new word) thing earlier. I scrolled down my twitter feed in the bath. 😳😎

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Today I listened to four FOUR murder documentaries because yep that's right im freelance

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I will believe anything you tell me if it's a compliment.

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Statistics show that if you are a. Messy b. Irritated by noises c. Think outside the box that you are a genius.

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Shit man I really wish I had the ability to read fast and retain newly gained information from said reading better.

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My legs are so smooth and I have fresh bedsheets 😋😍

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@missdianemorgan can't wait to see the hilarity you have lined up for us tonight #2016screenwipe

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It's the best day of the year!!!! https://t.co/nJ8ejWvFz9

[Charlie Brooker @charltonbrooker]

#2016Wipe! Tonight! 9pm! BBC2!

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😂 https://t.co/1FM6H3opwe

[David Bailey @bathedailey]

Cheeseboard heads. If you butter your crackers you are basic.