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@FlorkOfCows Sock Fleshlight cobranding.

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@Dianexis Have you considered making long meatballs for them?

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@davidrazi @LumpyTheCook Ooooo, Chris is gonna delete Tom's Mii SO hard from Wetstein Jizzland.

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@Dianexis THE MEXICANS HAVE INFILTRATED QUEBEC, I REPEAT THE MEXICANS HAVE INFILTRATED QUEBEC.

[Harvey's Pistol & Pawn @harveyspistols]

"Hey friend, Rascal texted and said we got some "work to do" ."

"Wait, what? You aren't carrying? What is wrong with yo... Nevermind, we'll talk about that later, just take this and get in the truck."

Yeah, it's a Ruger RXM COA 9mm, yeah @SummRidge pitched in so be nice, and yeah he's coming too. Now get in.

"You don't know how this works? What're we doing? The crew will fill you in, now take a few breaths and pull yourself together. This hay ain't gonna put itself in the barn."

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@harveyspistols @SummRidge Denim Tuxedo Camo.

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@davidrazi I will never break kayfabe.

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@Dianexis You're going to bring a quinoa salad, admit it.

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@Dianexis Finally outted himself as never actually having had sex. Sad.

[Sigwo Arms @SigwoArms]

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@Locust_Labs My boy is BUILT to dispense crisp high fives.

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@TiffHuber Same, but i assert myself and say "No, i'm the girl who IS a retard online.".

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@pnwguerrilla @MaxDiffLevel It tastes errily like the real thing, but then i have the energy to do my morning run.

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@davidrazi LMK when the of drops, i'll toss you a one month sub.

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@davidrazi oooooo, katy perry is gonna come slap your pp for this bro.

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@pnwguerrilla Universally free dryer/mattresss/etc drop off for town residents is one of the few things i'd be willing to let my tax dollars go towards.

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@blishmastur @Locust_Labs

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@radicalprogess1 mexico already tossed him back over the wall.

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@bouncyclown The trick is to use many tiny balloons tied together instead of knotting one long one.