𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐍 ҉

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[𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐍 ҉ @ozwaldpenguin]

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❝ 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙬𝙖𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙗𝙪𝙞𝙡𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙜𝙪𝙮𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙨. 𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙬𝙝𝙮 𝙬𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙖 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨. ❞

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ #DCRP╰┈➤ #MVRP

[Harvey Dent @TwoFaceLH]

"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

Name: Harvey Dent
Alias: Two Face, Harvey Two Face

[𝕊𝕋𝔸ℝℝ𝕐𝕂ℙ𝕆ℙ @StayingFrost]

. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ 𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧, 𝐈 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬. ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.

[𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐍 ҉ @ozwaldpenguin]

"Ya don't get the joke? Heh-HEh-!" He slapped at the man's shoulder with an awkward sounding chuckle. "Listen, me n' you together would fuck up the entire game y'know?"

[𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐬𝐤 @RuleOfKingpin]

What kind of question is this, Mr. Cobb?

[𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐍 ҉ @ozwaldpenguin]

It's time to teach this young punk a lesson.....

He would arrive. Hopping out of his car, waddling over with a strange walk. Limping almost as he approached thanks to his club foot. "You ready to lose? Y'know I used to street race back in the day. You weren't even born!"

[ᯇ 𝓒𝙷𝙴𝚁𝚁𝚈 🍒 𝗱𝗼𝗹𝗹 ,, ૭ @amorlusts]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀@ozwaldpenguin —

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀[ location dropped ]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀get ready to lose bud ,,
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀don’t keep me waiting .

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[𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐍 ҉ @ozwaldpenguin]

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What's your mom's name.........

[𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐬𝐤 @RuleOfKingpin]

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[𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐓𝐎𝐍.ᐟ @DREADB0LT0N]

♡

LYRA BOLTON

♡

[𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐍 ҉ @ozwaldpenguin]

Enough talking. I ain't tryin' to hear it anymore. Tell me when ya want to do this and we'll jump on it. Better come alone too. Or else your crew will just watch ya lose your favorite toy. Hahha!

[ᯇ 𝓒𝙷𝙴𝚁𝚁𝚈 🍒 𝗱𝗼𝗹𝗹 ,, ૭ @amorlusts]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Oh honey ,, I am
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀a racer . . . been
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀racing for the longest .

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀you clearly don't know
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀me and my crew ,, and
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀no one said I have trust
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀fund money . . . got —

[𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐍 ҉ @ozwaldpenguin]

Oh so what? You think you're a racer? You ain't no racer. Using your trustfund money to buy these nice cars don't make you a racer.

You've got yourself a deal! I'm gonna go pick my baby up, and then I'll be picking yours up after I leave you in the dust. "CHAMP"

[ᯇ 𝓒𝙷𝙴𝚁𝚁𝚈 🍒 𝗱𝗼𝗹𝗹 ,, ૭ @amorlusts]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Going fast in a straight
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀line doesn’t make you a
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀racer ,, sweetheart . . .

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀But you’ve got yourself
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀a deal . You win ,, the
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀car is yours . If I win
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀,, I take your car —

[𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐍 ҉ @ozwaldpenguin]

When you're cashing in like me? You don't need skill. My car goes so fucking fast you won't even see me zipping past ya. Put your money where your mouth is. If you lose? I want your car......

[ᯇ 𝓒𝙷𝙴𝚁𝚁𝚈 🍒 𝗱𝗼𝗹𝗹 ,, ૭ @amorlusts]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀No ,, and I couldn’t
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀care less who you are .

⠀⠀⠀⠀But if you’ve got something
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀in one of those garages
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀that can beat my little
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀“go-kart ” ,, then bring it
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀out and prove —

[𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐍 ҉ @ozwaldpenguin]

I can't stand that goddamn mouth of yours. You know who I am?

I've got better shit in the garages I forgot about. I'd blow that damn go-kart out of the water if we raced!

[ᯇ 𝓒𝙷𝙴𝚁𝚁𝚈 🍒 𝗱𝗼𝗹𝗹 ,, ૭ @amorlusts]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀Funny ,, two seconds ago
⠀⠀⠀⠀you wanted her bad enough
⠀⠀⠀⠀to send your goons . Now
⠀⠀⠀⠀she’s cheap because I hurt
⠀⠀⠀⠀your feelings ?

⠀⠀⠀⠀Go buy your ten then .
⠀⠀⠀⠀Maybe all of ’em together
⠀⠀⠀⠀might —

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[𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐍 ҉ @ozwaldpenguin]

W-what!? What did you say!? I can afford it! I can afford ten of these cheap pieces of shits! Watch your mouth girl..

[ᯇ 𝓒𝙷𝙴𝚁𝚁𝚈 🍒 𝗱𝗼𝗹𝗹 ,, ૭ @amorlusts]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀Oh ,, she's def not for
⠀⠀⠀⠀sale . But even if she
⠀⠀⠀⠀was ,, you couldn’t afford
⠀⠀⠀⠀the price or handle what’s
⠀⠀⠀⠀under the hood ,, champ .

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[𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐍 ҉ @ozwaldpenguin]

hahaha! I like the fire champ. Say, how much would you sell this baby for eh? We don't have to get so nasty.

[ᯇ 𝓒𝙷𝙴𝚁𝚁𝚈 🍒 𝗱𝗼𝗹𝗹 ,, ૭ @amorlusts]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Oh you can try that if
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀you'd like ,, but your
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀goons will definitely
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀get their ass kicked .

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀so I wouldn't if I
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀were you ,, buddy .

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[𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐍 ҉ @ozwaldpenguin]

Fuck Batman.

[𝙳𝙴𝙰𝙳𝚂𝙷𖦏𝚃 @KillerA_I_M]

You think I could see Batman for excessive force?

[𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐍 ҉ @ozwaldpenguin]

What a nice fucking car! Might have to send my goons to come and pick this bad boy up.

I mean what?

[ᯇ 𝓒𝙷𝙴𝚁𝚁𝚈 🍒 𝗱𝗼𝗹𝗹 ,, ૭ @amorlusts]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀CHERRY 🍒🏁

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[𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐍 ҉ @ozwaldpenguin]

@STDUMASSTUD Why ya gotta be like that? What if I just so happened to turn a new leaf ehhhh? C'mooon!

[𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐍 ҉ @ozwaldpenguin]

Hows you doin'? I got a good insurance plan just waitin' for you. You know you need it!