Owen Jones

a politics graduate working too hard for a supermarket

[Owen Jones @ozzjones]

@wallaceme And the original statue is in the Louvre!

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@bea_ker With Oasis on tap?

[Stig Abell @StigAbell]

Putin nominates a new chef to fight his old one.

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@AngryBritain And breathe..... it was me, not that one!

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@SGHutchence French mustard is actually made from Canadian mustard seeds, they had a wet spring which wiped out the 50% of the crop... hence the shortage. I predict French riots soon! #grocer

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@TOther_Simon That's today's earworm! 🤣

[Dr Philip Lee @drphiliplee1]

For those not in the UK struggling to understand this. There are four great crimes against the state here which can still be punished by death:

🗡️👑 Treason against the King
🏴‍☠️🛳️ Sea Piracy without letters of marque
🥛☕ Making tea by putting in milk first
🏃🏽🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️Queue jumping

[Isabelle Westbury @izzywestbury]

A story in four parts. #itscominghome

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

England players gatecrash Sarina Wiegman’s press conference singing “It’s coming home” 😂👏🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

Whilst I realise this offers no real practical help, I looked hard at my skillset and decided that crudely photoshopping Putin onto a Fisher Price Little Mommy Rocking Horse seemed like the best I could do all things considered. I would hate for you to share this image

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