JonnyOz

Tech addict who talks about doors for a living

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@anadroid614 To be fair I can never get the bloomin packaging open so happy to take the dog 😉

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@HelpATeacher Now I am worried, as a NQT at the age of 50 I am not sure I will make it 😕

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@Livbet @itvstudios @BBCOne @bigtalk Because it is an ITV studio production for the BBC?

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@JeremyClarkson Jolly Roger

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@susiesbookrevs My daughter worked on the basis of one of everything that ikea sell in their household area plus one of each kitchen appliance ever invented. The flat in her hall of residence had 5 students and they all did the same. I think their entire freshers week was funded by eBay sales

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@secondtierpod Leeds

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@wat_thee_deuce_ Originally written by the same person as Charlie and the chocolate factory

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@woofknight But that reattaching an arm or leg is relatively straightforward 🚑

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@KDCunliffe She was such a happy contestant - found it hard to believe she is actually a student

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@Evershite Can’t be Goodison there is too much beer in the pint and the horrible green bits are missing from the chips

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@Matt_Pinner Coronary

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@juneshannon Having watched the Olympics I can now blame the two canoes in my living room on my Olympic aspirations - thanks Lidl

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@JanetEmson Take up fishing - it worked for me 😂

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@joeltelling Looks like a low temperature melt?

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@EmmaScott It’s the Arse No Pyrite that had my eyes watering

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@duchess_banana Looks like a macro lens?

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@paulpresenteruk @RNIB They expect you to have dreadlocks, mirrored sunglasses and a piano - preferably with Paul McCartney sitting at it. That gets you to stage two consideration- it’s a joke

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@TedUrchin Remake of the wizard of Oz incoming - the cowardly lion role has your name in it

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@notlimah44 I have been know to agree to this sort of thing after 3-4 whiskey macs and under the promise of a packet of pork scratching

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@ColinSpenc4257 Kept many a dentist in business