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🔞 minors DNI! nsfw ramblings and sometimes art

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#modaozushi #mxtx

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I need to read mdzs again. Epic rap battles of history adhd vs autism

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I need to read mdzs again. Epic rap battles of history adhd vs autism

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Having chronic UTIs is the bane of my existence. I need to rip my stupid bladder out of my stomach and kick it into the sun

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I hate having fucked up organs AND adhd. I forget to drink enough water for ONE day and now I have a UTI

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"But in the cartoons where wile e talks, he has a British accent!" I'm going to hold your hand when I tell you this

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If your humanized roadrunner is native and your humanized wile e coyote is white you need to tread VERY carefully, or better yet just not tread.

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This is all coming from a melanin-challenged person myself but I feel like it's kinda just common sense??

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It's simple, really, I just need a xenomorph penis. And twelve more.

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I need to kill a billionaire and take all of their money so that I can afford all of the fancy custom dildos I have on my shopping list. It's not an addiction it's a collection

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Looking for xenomorph porn but 90% is just yassified xenos with lip filler, bbls and massive tits. Yall are fake freaks

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The immeasurable relief I felt upon finding out that my coworkers also want to quit and I'm not just a pussy that can't handle even a week on the job before giving up

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"LBH is manipulative! He's not actually a cry-baby!" EVIL WIZARD DEATH BLAST

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Trans!Luo Binghe fucking his shizun with his Heavenly Tdick, whimpering and crying that after waiting so long its /finally/ big enough to fuck Shen Qingqiu. SQQ is in total denial because it's barely 3 inches, how can it feel this good? It must be the protagonist halo!
#bingqiu

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What the fuck are they even doing with all that money by the way. There's probably some big evil reason that might get revealed but I like to think that bailey has a gambling addiction but is really shit at it

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So I have a confession to make. I've only ever played DoL with cheats enabled. But I recently started a playthrough without them and?? This is way harder than I thought??? Holy shit??? I've been barely scraping by this whole time 😭

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Get back to the orphanage at the stroke of midnight and bailey is just magically there demanding money... maybe your broke ass should start earning your own money!!!